The Cake Is A Lie...
I love working in SunLabs. The people are awesome. How awesome? Well, the teams in Burlington get together on a regular basis for tea and someone always brings a cake or ice cream or something. Here is the cake that was brought into the office when I was there last week:
If you don't know what this means, don't ask 
Those who do, comment below!
Where is my Weighted Companion Cube?
Posted by Mark J Musante on November 01, 2007 at 03:07 PM EDT #
This test is impossible, you shouldn't even try.
Posted by David Tractenberg on November 01, 2007 at 03:13 PM EDT #
I dont blame you!
Posted by lairsdragon on November 02, 2007 at 12:26 PM EDT #
"the matrix" reference?
Posted by 85.97.68.33 on November 02, 2007 at 06:28 PM EDT #
Poor Weighted Companion Cube :(
Game script:
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"You did it! The weighted companion cube certainly brought you good luck.
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and must,
unfortunately, be euthanized. Please escort your companion cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator."
[If you wait to dispose of your cube, the following phrases play]
"Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the
Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects for all moral responsibility for the companion cube euthanizing process."
"While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you."
"Testing cannot continue until your companion cube has been incinerated."
"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."
"The companion cube cannot continue through the testing. State and local
statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and
companionless. You must euthanize it."
"Destroy your companion cube or the testing cannot continue."
"Place your companion cube in the incinerator."
"Incinerate your companion cube."
[When you dispose of your cube]
"You euthanised your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."
Posted by Brian Barbe on January 07, 2008 at 03:35 PM EST #
There is an easter egg in the game where one of the Aperture science monitors have the recipe for the cake :), also The cake is NOT a lie.
Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System (GLaDOS)
Posted by Pagey on April 30, 2008 at 10:02 PM EDT #
The cake is not a LIE i saw it at the end........unfortunatly you cant eat it.
Posted by Dominic on January 12, 2009 at 11:45 AM EST #