Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics - that seems to be the best way to describe JetStar's (Qantas' "cut-price" airline) on-time performance figure.
Their website says they had an on-time performance of 84% in October (a bit above their normal of about 80%), but when you think about it that means that there's about a 1 in 3 chance that you'll have a delayed flight on a return trip - and of course "on-time" actually means more than 15 minutes - less than that and it's an on-time flight.

On Sunday I was booked on JQ209 - the 16:25 flight from the Gold Coast to Sydney. I did the right thing before I left for the airport and checked on their website to make sure that the flight was on-time. The result? A "Server Error" on the website when I tried to check that flight. Other flights before and after were ok, just not the one I was booked on. Oh well, off to the airport and hope the flights on time...
When I made it to the airport I discovered the cause of the error - the magic word CANCELLED flashing on the monitors next to my flight number.
Welcome to the first rule of on-time calculations - Cancelled flights don't count! That's right - if a flight leaves 20 minutes late then it counts as a hit against your on-time performance. If it never leaves at all - no hit!
After around an hour in the check-in line I was finally moved to another flight - almost 4 hours and 3 flights to Sydney later than the one I had originally been booked on. Of course I was compensated for the delay, in the form of an $8 refreshment voucher. Apparently my time it worth about $2/hour.
But it was what I saw in the 4 hours I was sitting in the departure lounge that amazed me. Every flight that departed whilst I was there (all 5 of them including my flight) departed late by more than 15 minutes. But according to the monitors in the airport, and JetStar's website, all but 1 departed "on-time" (ie, no more than 15 minutes late).
Presuming JetStar use the same numbers to calculate their on-time performance they are going to report that 80% of these departures were on-time, when in fact 0% of them were. That's a big difference!
Apparently a picture is worth 1000 words, so how about this (the top left corner is a zoom of the sign below it):

That photo was taken at 19:35 and as the board says, the flight was "Closed", which should mean that everyone is on board. But at the point that photo was taken, not a single person had boarded - you can clearly see the passengers lining up waiting to be allowed on board. They were finally allowed to start boarding about 5 minutes later at around 19:40. According to JetStar, this flight departed at 19:45, only 10 minutes later than scheduled and thus within the magic 15 minutes for an on-time departure. So somehow they apparently managed to get 177 passengers across the tarmac, into the plane, seated, and the door closed in about 5 minutes. Somehow I think not. Not surprisingly the flight landed almost 30 minutes later than scheduled.
The next flight out was JQ229 - the flight I was transfered to. According to JetStar this flight departed only 15 minutes late at 20:20 - and 15 minutes late is "on-time". This photo was taken at 20:16 :

Again you can see the line of people waiting to board the flight which is already closed. Despite JetStar's claims that we departed at 20:20, we actually started boarding at about that time - I was still seated in the terminal at the time we apparently departed.
It wasn't just Sydney flights this was occuring for either. At 20:15 Jetstar staff announced that the plane that was to run JQ283 to Melbourne was "On finals" to land, and that they would be boarding in about 10 minutes. 10 Minutes to land, taxi, unload, clean the plane, and then start boarding - not a hope. Apparently JQ283 left at 20:35 (10 minutes late - "on-time"), but the stairs were clearly still attached when we taxied out at 20:41 - and it certainly takes more than 20 minutes to go from final approach to departure.
All up I managed to arrive in Sydney only minutes before the Sydney Airport 11pm cerfew kicked in, over 4 hours after I was originally scheduled to land. Now JetStar did at least acknowledge that this flight landed 30 minutes late (ie, not "on-time"), but the 4 hours and 15 minutes late I left Gold Coast is considered "On-Time" - go figure!
