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Friday April 28, 2006

When I rule the world...

Ok, whinge time!

Most of you will probably have read the 'If I were an Evil Overlord' stuff. It's great. If you haven't it's here.

This occasionally gets me to thinking... (when I'm in a bad mood) What kind of people would I totally irradicate from the world if I was in charge and having one of my Evil Overlord tempers? A quick blast from a star trek style phaser, no mess, no hassle... ;-)

My list goes thusly so far, please make appropriate suggestions! Let's tidy up this planet! Bwah ha ha ha ;-)

People who pierce bits of their body (exceptions for women with earrings, but only one set allowed)
People with tattoes
People who swear (exceptions for people who almost get run over by a truck or similar near death event or appropriate reason)
People who say "Nufink" instead of Nothing
People who don't understand what is wrong with "I didn't do nothing."
People who don't understand what is wrong with "I could of been there."
People who drive SUVS/4x4s to take their kids to school
People who wear anything from FCUK
People who don't laugh at my jokes (forced laughter not accepted, must be the genuine article)
People who use mobile phones on trains (in fact anywhere near me when I'm in a bad mood)
People who answer their phones when talking to me
People who are late for meetings
People who sit next to me on trains when there is a seat available somewhere else
People who take too damn long using ATMs/Electronic Ticketing Machines
People who are ahead of me in the queue at the supermarket
People who snore on trains/planes/buses etc...

That'll do for starters. Who would you remove? Doesn't have to be fair, equitable or even justifiable, remember, us Evil Overlords have carte blanche!

*** For the humour impaired. THIS ISN'T TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY OK?!! ***

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