FlexRex: Fictional Blogger

Note: IPO is a novel blogged in-progress.

Martin knelt beside the lobby couch and reached out tentatively to touch Jennifer's hand. She was peaceful in her sleep, her chest rising and falling ever so slightly. My god, he thought. It's been five years!

Humphreys was saying something but Martin kept his focus on this miracle. He held her hand and noticed a tinge of gray in her hair. Had that been there before?

"Why?" he heard himself ask. "Why is she sleeping?"

"She's fine," said Mr. Ito. "But I'm afraid she may not be waking up for a while. There's still some hitches in our process."

"Hitches?" Martin asked, rising slowly. "You mean, she's in some kind of coma or something?"

"Not precisely, Mr. Dial. It's more like a suspended state of being somewhere... somewhere in between."

"What are you saying, Mr. Ito?"

"I'm saying that it's going to require extensive resources to bring Jennifer all the way back, Mr. Dial, more resources than we have at the moment."

"Look, Ito, does this process work or doesn't it?"

"In most cases, it works quite well Mr. Dial. We have successfully brought back three others as of this time. But your wife has presented us with an unexpected challenge."

"How do you mean?"

Ito cupped his hands and raised them to his mouth. "I don't know how to tell you this," he said. "But it seems that Jennifer does not want to come back."

Note: IPO is a novel blogged in-progress.

Since it was Saturday, there was no guard at the main door of the office tower. Martin slipped his javacard through the reader slot and the door latch snapped open with a heavy electrical buzz.

His head was pounding as he pulled on the door and entered. It was like something dull and grating was after his attention and all it could think to do was send waves of discomfort to his defenseless brain. Inside, his shoes squeaked noisily on the empty expanse of marble leading up to the elevator door.

"He's here." he kept hearing Humphreys say. "They're here."

The elevator door closed and Martin leaned against the wall. The stainless steel felt cool against his cheek as he pressed the button for the 34th floor. It seemed like the ping of arrival came as soon as he closed his eyes.

They were in the lobby. Humphreys and Ito turned slowly as the elevator door opened. Martin took a step and froze.

He never heard the buzzers or felt the elevator doors trying to close on him as he stood there. On the couch at the far wall was a sleeping woman. It was Jennifer, his dead wife.

Note: IPO is a novel blogged in-progress.

The blue glow of the computer display was the only light in the room. Martin didn't have an alarm clock anymore, and the program Culper had made for him was his preferred method of waking.

"Are you going to sleep all day?" asked the computer. The voice was soft and feminine.

Martin rolled over and signaled his intent to do just that. He must have had a dozen beers the night before and his body cried out for immobilization.

"Still dreaming, huh?" the computer prodded. "Tell me where you are."

"I'm in the dream place," Martin answered. Even as he spoke the dream was changing to make sense of this intrusion of consciousness.

"And who is there with you now?"

"Familiar faces." Martin heard himself say. His cell started going off. He took a deep breath and reached for it.

"Martin Dial."

"Martin? Humphreys here. Sorry to wake you, old man, but I need you to come in."

"What? I mean, it's Saturday. What's going on?"

"It's that Ito fellow. I sent him the fax last night with the name and... Martin, he's here... they're here."

Note: IPO is a novel blogged in-progress.

Martin was the first to pipe up. "Ok, I'll bite. How about Abraham Lincoln? That would be a hat trick."

"They could hire an actor be the guy and we'd end up looking like dopes." said Culper. "Why don't we bring back a ballplayer? One of the great ones like Mickey Mantle. He's only been dead, what, 10 years maybe?"

"I can't believe I'm hearing this," Laxton groaned. "I mean, some nutcase comes in here claiming he can do the resurrection polka and you guys start tapping your feet!"

"So you don't care who we tell him to bring back then?" Humphreys asked.

"Certainly not! The dead should be left to rest."

"So you don't believe in life after death?"

"I believe good souls go to heaven, yes."

"So that essence of a person goes on, you say?"

"Yes, I believe that. Humphreys, what are you getting at?"

"Only that many people of different faiths have held the same beliefs as you since the dawn of man." Humphreys countered.

"We all want to believe in eternal life, even though we have little or no evidence that it is possible. And to that end, we'll really never really know if it is possible unless we have Mr. Ito bring back someone we know. Someone who died before their time. Someone... to whom we all owe a great deal of gratitude."

"Who are you talking about, Humphreys?"

"Well, it's obvious, isn't it, Martin? We should bring back the founder of this firm-- your late wife, Jennifer."

Note: IPO is a novel blogged in-progress, with it's first entry on July 21. You can read the complete work from the beginning here.

Humphreys closed the big leather door with a smile. "OK, let me have it. What did you guys thinK?"

"Did you know I missed a round of golf to meet with your Dr. Frankenstein today?" Culper asked.

"Yes. Yes. I know this is quite unusual, Mr. Culper." Humphreys replied. "But let me assure you, this Ito fellow is no Charlatan."

"So you know him quite well, do you?" Laxton choffed. "Honestly Humphreys, I can't imagine why you wanted me here in the first place. You want us to bring Zombies Incorporated to the SEC? They'll have me disbarred!"

Humphreys was unphased. "And what about you, Martin? You're the dot-com skeptic that kept us out of trouble during the bubble. Do we walk away from this one, or do we reach for the brass ring?"

Martin looked around the room and lowered his head just a tiny bit. "All right, all right, let's just relax a second. There's a SCI-FI guy I used to read by the name of Arthur C. Clark. And his line used to be that "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

"Well, what if? What if the friends of Mr. Ito have somehow stumbled on some technology like that? We could be walking away from the wealth of Solomon, my friends."

Culper scoffed, "So you want to take him up on it?"

"He wants a name, Culper. I say we give him one. And if the guy can't deliver, we write him off just like any other startup that doesn't cut the mustard."

"That settles it!" Humphreys brightened up. "Now, gentleman, who exactly do we want to bring back to life?"

Note: IPO is a novel blogged in-progress, with it's first entry on July 21. You can read the complete work from the beginning here.

The room was quiet. Ito's claim was processed in stunned silence.

Martin checked for his colleague's reactions, but the place looked like someone had just hit the "pause" button. Time to jump back a few frames:

"Back from the...dead?"

"Yes, Mr. Dial."

"You bring... dead people... back?"

The silence returned as Mr. Ito nodded. Humphreys' reading glasses looked like they were going to fall off the tip of his nose. Culper let out a snicker.

Martin felt his chuckle escape as he tried to maintain composure. "Mr. Ito, surely you don't expect us to believe you."

Ito waved his left hand ever so slightly. "I know. I know. You must think me mad. But I assure you, we have the technology and we are prepared to prove it."

"And who do you intend to bring back?" Martin asked.

"That I will leave up to you." Ito replied, reaching into his breast pocket. "Here is my card. Call me with a name and I will do exactly as I have said."

Humphreys stood with a nod that said that the meeting was over and shook Ito's hand with an enthusiastic double pump. "Thank you, sir, for bringing us this opportunity. We will contact you shortly."

Culper and Laxton stood dumbfounded and did their obligatory handshakes. Then it was Martin's turn. He had a million questions, but he knew Humphreys wanted to take the discussion offline.

"It was a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Dial." Ito said with a firm, confident grip. "Once I have dispelled your doubts, I'm hoping we can engage and bring this startup to life, as it were."

Martin was taken aback. The S.O.B has a sense of humor he thought as he watched the man leave.

Note: IPO is a novel blogged in-progress.

Martin didn't like to announce himself when he entered a room, but Mr. Humphreys insisted on such protocol ever since a stealthy underling had once startled him into his first stroke.

"Good morning, all." Martin chimed as he pulled open the padded leather door. Had the door been wood, he surmised that a secret knock would have probably been in order, for this executive conference room was rarely used but for the purpose of impressing wealthy clients.

For some reason, the lights were dimmed. Humphreys looked over his reading glasses and waived him in. "Martin. Good. We have a quorum."

Martin waited for a moment for his eyes to adjust. In the room was a tall, thin man he didn't recognize. On the other side of the table there was Culper from the IT department and Laxton, their brooding corporate attorney.

Humphreys stood and gestured towards the stranger. "Martin, this is our new client, Mr. Ito."

The man offered his hand and Martin gripped it firmly. There was something like an inside joke in the man's eyes as he turned back to Humphreys. "I'm afraid I'm rather short on time. May we begin?"

They all settled into their chairs as Ito hooked up his laptop to the tiny data projector on the table. He seemed to move slowly, but screen came to life within a few seconds with what looked like some kind of 8 mm film leader.

"Gentleman," Ito began. "Your firm has been selected to take part in a great undertaking. I represent a development consortium that prepared this film as means to break the ice, as it were."

The screen flickered with what looked like a hand-held shot at an old european cemetery. Four men in dark suits and fedoras were walking through the place with flowers in their hands.

"The Consortium formed at this place called Josefov, the oldest existing Jewish cemetery in Europe. While the Nazis made it a policy to destroy Jewish cemeteries, Hitler had ordered that this cemetery be left intact."

As the video continued, it panned over gravestones stacked up and leaning against each other like in some kind of morbid, abandoned warehouse. "There are more than 100,000 Jews buried in this small plot, the graves being layered 12 deep in some places," Mr. Ito continued. "This is not unusual for European cemeteries where space is at a premium."

Martin shifted in his chair. Where is he going with this? Doesn't he know we do technology startups?

The video changed to what looked like a coffee house where the men in black sat around a small table covered with documents.

"These four scientists, Holocaust survivors and possibly the most brilliant men of their age, gathered at Josefov," Mr. Ito continued. "They were consumed with one driving passion; How do we stop this from happening again?"

The video went to black and Mr. Ito brought up a slide. It just had one bullet:

"55 Million people die in this world every year."

Ito motioned for Humphreys to bring up the lights. "As you can see, there is a plague on mankind, a plague brought to you by your own biology and evolution. All humans share one common failing--their mortality. I come to you today to seek your help to bring a new dawn to the age of man."

Ito stopped and looked at each man in the room, one at a time. His face was weathered, lined, and serious as a stone. Martin felt a chill as their eyes met. He watched Ito blink slowly and take a deep breath before he spoke.

"Gentleman, we have discovered a way to bring people back from the dead."

AP NewsWire: Portland, Oregon.

FlexRex, Fictional Blogger today announced plans to blog a novel in daily installments. The book, entitled IPO, is a twisted take on the VC market that we all remember so well from the dot com bubble.

"This story has been on the drawing board for years," said FlexRex. "Now that I've got some experience blogging under a pen name, I decided the time has come to bring it to life."

You can follow the story of IPO starting Friday, July 21, 2006 on blogs.sun.com/flexrex.

The principle for Day #101 on the 101-day book report says: "You are light, regardless of what you've done."

The past hundred-something days of this book report project have been very rewarding to me as a writer. Someone even called it therapeutic in a twisted sort of way. In any case, I hope you found something meaningful in there as I passed it along.

To me, finishing something is it's own reward. So tomorrow I'm announcing my next writing project. And as hard as it was to do something for 101 days, I'm afraid this one is lot more ambitious.

So failure looms, ahead and behind. But if you are light, remember that success, like speed, is independent of the source.

The principle for Day #100 on the 101-day book report says: "Demonstrate tolerance and love by ignoring the past."

Think of a grudge you held as a kid. Can you even remember the person you held it against?

I think that as adults we carry grudges in a different way. The process of selective disconnect is as simple as not returning calls or emails from people that once pissed us off.

Sure, so-and-so may have always been a jerk. But when there are more jerks than friends in your life, what does that make you?

The principle for Day #99 on the 101-day book report says: "Look in the mirror and say I love you."

When I first read today's principle, I was like, give me a break. So I couldn't do it with a straight face.

But then I thought of that one Bud commercial and I managed to characture: "I love you, man."

Sure, it wasn't sincere. But come to think of it, the last time I heard those words, it was just BS as well.

The principle for Day #98 on the 101-day book report says: "Choose the path that leads to peace."

Last night I had some beers with a guy who is convinced that we've only got ten years left. World War III, he says, is coming to our backyard.

So what if this is really the case? Our 401K accounts won't matter, our next President will be our last, and our kids won't get to grow up.

But who knows, right? Even after all that goes down, maybe there will be someone left breathing long enough to determine that your side won.

The principle for Day #97 on the 101-day book report says: "Free yourself of prejudice."

As a white man in America, my personal experience with prejudice only goes as far as some people's reaction to my Fargo dialect. When thusly snubbed, I silently thank them for raising their hands as human Red States.

The trouble with prejudice is that it frees you from responsibility. When the illegal immigrants, Islamofascits, and secular cheeseheads, etc. cause all the problems in your world, where do you file the fact that you probably have an ancestor that was one of them?

The principle for Day #96 on the 101-day book report says: "Objects enslave you."

I usually stay away from politics, but today's principle led me to discover the Achilles' heel of US foreign policy:

You see, we've based our whole plan on exporting democracy. What people really want is stuff. Yes, I'm saying that iPods, cell phones, and Harleys will set the world free.

Stuff gives you everything that democracy doesn't--stature, self-reliance, and an SUV to drive away from Hurricane Katrina. Best of all, people with stuff don't blow each other up.

Enslavement to objects isn't all that bad. You can always trade them for something else. And if you want your democracy cake and eat it too, go see the Al Gore movie in an air-conditioned theater.

The principle for Day #95 on the 101-day book report says: "Love is the best antidote to fear and doubt."

You know, I only have about a week left on this 101 writing project and I think I'm really going to miss it. Especially when I get to reflect on something like today's principle, which pretty much writes itself.

Now, I don't think that love is really an antidote for fear; it's really more of a narcotic. And when one is under the influence, judgment tends to go out the window. If you don't believe me, just ask a divorced person why they married their eX in the first place.

The principle for Day #94 on the 101-day book report says: "Anything is possible if you trust yourself."

I have faith in my own bad judgment. Whether I have weeks to decide, expert testimony, or tons of information, I can count on myself to make a poor decision.

I'm not bragging or anything, but this capability is really empowering.

When I trust my nature, things work out even when I make a bad call. It's like getting lost and winding up where X marks the spot.

The principle for Day #93 on the 101-day book report says: "Don't blame others."

It's time for me to take the blame. Despite my best intentions, Sun has not been making money and it is largely my fault.

It all started six years ago just before I joined the company. The stock was $120 dollars a share and everyone was talking about early retirement.

And then they hired me on the same day the dot com thing went kapooie.

I must have did it. Sorry.

So now that we have that case closed I have to wonder--if Sun turns things around, which fictional character are we going to pin that on?

The principle for Day #92 on the 101-day book report says: "Witness your thoughts to slow things down."

As vacation week draws to a close, I find I haven't had much time for reflection. Errands have filled the days and I haven't even made it to my favorite coffee shop.

Though somewhere in the flurry of the week, I reached some kind of tipping point. Seeing my friends in their post-RIF pondering, I suddenly I looked at the results I've been getting and decided to change course.

From the outside, it might seem like a subtle change. But in this dream, the switch from being a witness to a participant is more important than the outcome.

The principle for Day #91 on the 101-day book report says: "Try not to judge the divine plan."

I'm one of those people who think the world is getting worse every day. There are too many people competing for too few resources, which makes it fertile ground for those who seek to profit from escalating conflict.

If you accept the notion that there is a divine plan, then it would be wrong to judge. But even if humanity is its own greatest hope, we need to remember that even the most benign elements reak havoc when mixed with things that go boom.

The principle for Day #90 on the 101-day book report says: "Bless the past and forgive yourself."

Monday night I had some beers with survivors and casualties of the recent RIF at Sun. While we all want things to go back to being the way they were, the future seems loaded with potential on every front.

When the RIFs come around, you don't get to choose the next train track. The years you spent sharing the rails with those folks gives you the steam to move forward.

And even though I can't see all that far ahead, I know the notion of deserving is a debt I have to forgive.

The principle for Day #89 on the 101-day book report says: "Let go of your ego in favor of a peaceful point of view."

As a young man, I remember being accused of thinking I was always right. And of course, I insisted that this was not the case, which made me wrong on two counts.

Now I'm older and I find being wrong is perfectly acceptable. All I've got is shaky evidence, but I refuse to surrender that peace is the way.

The principle for Day #88 on the 101-day book report says: "Keep track of judgmental thoughts."

Sun is shut down this week so hopped on the Harley to get a hair cut and run some errands. The barber was on vacation, my motocycle shop was closed, and the power was out at my favorite tex-mex place.

So I gave up and enjoyed the ride. When it's 73 degrees and all my cares are left for another day, who am I to judge?

The principle for Day #87 on the 101-day book report says: "Free yourself from addictions."

Since I don't have addictions, I'm going to expand on today's principle to include bad habits.

It seems to me that if one has any habits at all, they are mostly bad habits. For example, one of my bad habits is to instantly forget someone's name upon introduction. I try to combat this by saying the name aloud three times in the first five minutes. I don't know if that is a good habit or just bad habit mitigation.

I recently learned of another bad habit I have, which is to look at the glass when doing a toast. As my new German friends informed me, one is supposed to look their colleagues in the eye or it is bad luck or something. Not a biggie maybe, but I am determined to use practice to make perfect.