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19 Apr · Wed 2006

Self help 101-25: Turn over addictions to a higher power

The principle for Day #25 on the 101-day book report says: "If you have addictive behaviors, turn them over to a higher power."

Imagine you work for the Almighty and this email lands in your inbox:

Dear Higher Power,

I have an addiction. I've tried everything. Now I'm turning it over to you.
Best regards,

Addicted

Where do you route this email?
A) The trash (I mean, what nerve!)
B) To the Big Guy
C) Spam filter
D) Dr. Phil

Now keep your answer in mind as I describe my Ultimate String Theory that Explains Everything:
"God is a pushover, but his Admin is a bitch."

Posted by Rich Brueckner @ 05:07 PM PDT [ Comments [0] ]
 
 
 
 
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