FlexRex: Fictional Blogger

The principle for Day #78 on the 101-day book report says: "To serve mankind is the highest good."

I think my favorite Twilight Zone was the one where a race of aliens known as the Kanamits land on Earth and promise "To Serve Man."

Now, I know you won't believe me, but I think this story is coming true.

Today I heard that Wendy's hamburger chain is replacing it's "Biggie" drink sizes with a "Large" bucket of 42 ounces. America will soon be slurping gallons of Dr. Pepper's corn syrup.

We're being fattened up, I tell you. Lord only knows what horrors Pizza Hut will roll out in response.

And when the aliens take over, we'll be too fat to fight. Don't say I didn't warn you; "To Serve Man" is a cookbook!