Near throw down
It's not too often I get in situations where I'm pretty sure physical
altercation is imminent. Last time this happened was about two years
ago on a flight with my girls from MIA to LAS where a bunch of drunk
middle aged Cubans thought that it was OK to use the F-Bomb every other
word. They were pretty tough guys until they saw me waiting for them
at the end of the jetway. They not only apologized to me, but also to
my wife and daughters. Looking back, I'm probably lucky I'm not on a no-fly list.
I'm definitely not one looking for a fight, but I will stand up for
what I think is right.
Fast forward to this afternoon. Our next door neighbors
daughter has a boyfriend who has probably watched Fast and the Furious
one to many times. Couple that with a supped up WRX and the attitude
assoicated with a twenty-something loser who is dating a high school
girl (remind me to have a chat with her parents).
As I'm throwing my suitcase and backpack into my jeep, here
comes the WRX sliding (and I mean sliding) around the corner into our
cul-de-sac. I step out on the sidewalk glaring at him and the dude
guns it around the circle right in front of me. Girlfriend is in her
drive way watching this transpire and I look right at her and state
that he cannot drive that way, there are far too many kids in the
neighborhood. And that's not a cliché, all told there are 13 kids that
could be out on our street alone. I should also state that this has
been going on for a few months, it's just the first time I was actually
out there to witness it. Although I've "heard" his car everyday for
quite sometime.
I have a feeling that she has talked to him about his driving before because he gets out of the car and I hear "Blah, blah, blah, I told you you can't...". Homeboy takes a long James Dean-esque drag of his cigarette and starts walking straight at me. I guess he wants to see if I'll flinch. Since all I see is about 5'6" and carrying a sizeable spare tire, I head straight at him. While walking I start explaining (Yes, I was politely explaining) to this moron that if any kids were in the street he could have never stopped in time and that I'm sure he loves his ride, but he can't drive like that around here.
Maybe objects in the mirror really are larger then they appear (or he needs glasses) because soon as I got within 5 feet of him his look and attitude totally changes and he says "Sorry Bro" and turns away. Too bad.

What a self-absorbed punk. The CO state patrol dept has a hotline to report losers like him. Wonder if NV has the same thing?
Posted by Skrocki on October 24, 2007 at 06:00 PM PDT #
Nice! My wife and I live on a street with a lot of college student rentals. Most are OK, but then there are some who have "fancy" Mustangs. :-/
Posted by Matthew on October 24, 2007 at 06:46 PM PDT #
I had a similar incident at Arby's not too long ago (didn't involve cars), but it was some dude being so extremely rude that it almost came to blows. Then I caught myself thinking of all the legal nightmares that would ensue. The son of a friend of mine got into a fight at a restaurant, and he was clobbered with a ketchup bottle. Lots of stitches and some serious hospital time was the result. In the end, the little bit of road rage is not worth it. It's best to try and settle the issue without confrontation... although a smackdown may seem to assuage your emotions more...:)
Posted by Brandon on October 24, 2007 at 07:03 PM PDT #
I see it is a universal problem. My local idiot has to be dating the girl at the end of our street on the cul-de-sac and has a Honda with the fat pipes waking up my 3 year old at midnight and 2am all summer. With my limited size when my altercation happened he was apologetic then the next night he throws it in neutral in front of my house and hits the gas. Now I know why we need gun laws (although a red ryder bb gun from my house won't do much damage)
Posted by JeffR on October 24, 2007 at 07:15 PM PDT #
They never see it coming. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowgun
Posted by Harvey on October 25, 2007 at 04:35 AM PDT #
Craig,
"Jail this kid behind the wheel of his 'projectile' masquerading as transportation BEFORE he causes severe damage to persons or property."
'Sorry Dude!" will not end this problem!
My consul suggests a digital (video) record of his dubious 'drifting' actions then supply to local law enforcement, games over.
Disclaimer, we have an HMO and nearby track expressly for such events.
Posted by William R. Walling on October 25, 2007 at 04:40 PM PDT #