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/ Your mind is the part of you that says, \
| "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?" |
| ... and then, twenty minutes later, says, |
| "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!" |
| -- Steven and Ondrea Levine |
| |
\ [fortune] http://iheartquotes.com/fortune/show/46671 /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
Just append these lines to your '.bashrc' and everytime you login, you will be greeted with a cow (
cowsay) blurting out a random quote from
http://www.iheartquotes.com/
# Pull quotes from the API
# Source: http://www.iheartquotes.com/api
alias getfortune='wget --timeout=3 -O - -q'
alias fortune='getfortune http://www.iheartquotes.com/api/v1/random'
alias myfortune='getfortune http://www.iheartquotes.com/api/v1/random?source=joel_on_software+paul_graham+prog_style'
fortune | cowsay -n
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