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20040726 Monday July 26, 2004
political impersonator-an oxymoron?

Also titled "The Trash guy's DNC opinions"

I am not political. but I thought this was a very funny way to start a Monday.

Last Friday was trash day and when we got home, the trash can was gone. It's one of these big trash cans on wheels. The trash truck can pick it up without having the poor trash guy break his back. We had 3.5 inches of rain in a hour (something like that) so we had visions of the trash can being swept down the street by rushing water. We went looking but didn't find. Then my husband mentioned the can was a bit busted. Then we had a good time on the Big Dry Creek trail surveying the effects of a lot of water dumped into the creek. Big Dry Creek certainly was NOT.

Anyway, this morning - a huge truck delivers a new trash can. So I went outside to say hi, I'm glad our trash can is back cause I have some really stinky cantalope to get rid of. Also, I'm glad to see you because now I don't have to call your company.

The trash guy turns out to be a political impersonator ( is that an oxymoron? )

I'm talking 'stand up comedian' quality. I laughed out loud - loudly.

He did a dead on Bill Clinton impersonation. Sorry I just realized I can't tell you the funny things he said cause my Dad always told us (and I often quote this) "Never talk politics, gender or religion unless you want to get into an argument.".

I was trying to listen to the news and kept missing little snippets about the DNC. I am mostly interested because I am from the Boston area. Trash guy gave me the details on these 2 items.

  • Kerry did the Fenway Park thing - I thought - 'that was brave of him'.
  • Teresa Heinz Kerry said what?

    It was interesting to get my news from the trash guy (said with the highest respect) instead of google.

    oxymoron

    A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.
  • An incarnadine line up=mystical and Macbeth
    Everything is lining up pink.
    I find this funny.
    I did these 2 blogs with a pink theme.
    First, my pink iPod.
    Then a fabulous pink flower.
    Then I read about a Sun blogger's (where did you go, working mother?) pink VW.
    Then my blog was ref'd by Tim Bray. That thrilled me.
    My main blog page does a link to Improve your Vocabulary - Word of the Day.
    And what do you suppose is today's word of the day?

    Word of the Day for Monday July 26, 2004

    incarnadine \in-KAR-nuh-dyn\, adjective:
    1. Having a fleshy pink color.
    2. Red; blood-red.

    transitive verb:
    To make red or crimson.

    Will all great Neptuneƕs ocean wash this blood
    Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather
    The multitudinous seas incarnadine,
    Making the green one red.
    --Shakespeare, Macbeth



    from Italian incarnatino, which came from the Latin incarnato, something incarnate, made flesh, from in + caro, carn-, "flesh." It is related to carnation, etymologically the flesh-colored flower; incarnate, "in the flesh; made flesh"; and carnal, "pertaining to the body or its appetites."

    Dictionary.com Entry and Pronunciation for incarnadine

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