I learned something new today. I was having a conversation with one of my daughters and we were talking about Easter brunch. I was waxing philosophic about the cool stuff at brunch that I liked and what a treat it was to go to something like Easter Brunch. My daughter cocked one jaundiced eye at me and disclaimed the "coolness". "Daddy", she said pointedly, "Brunch is just a way of cheating me out of one of my meals. I like Breakfast and Lunch." 

I had no response to that.