Friday September 05, 2008
Spot the difference
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I'll probably get struck by lightning for
asking this, but, can you
spot the difference
in the
acting
style ?
Posted by dannycoward
( Sep 05 2008, 11:04:11 AM PDT )
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Friday August 29, 2008
I touched a PC, and I liked it !
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I
was going to blog today in anticipation of the Microsoft Vista ad campaign starting
next Thursday featuring
Jerry
Seinfeld. I was prepared to note the irony of hiring an
eye
wateringly expensive shill, whose show remains a
icon of the 90s,
for Windows, a product that is in danger of remaining...an
eye
wateringly expensive icon of the 90s.
At least
Beverly Hills 90210 is
attempting a
comeback.
But no.
A
rumor
that HP is reinventing its corporate branding led me to notice its
campaign for its line of
Touchscreen
PCs. Not that ATMs, kiosks, cash registers,
phones (and soon car
dashboards ?) aren't already on top of this game. But the HP
Touchscreen PC is sleek, big, black, and, well, you may never go back.
More importantly, its
expensive.
So I think the
TV
ads get it about right for something innovative, targeted at
affluent people, or at least those who think they are.
But check out the
Learning
Videos. These are the product demos for Touchscreen PCs. If any of
you have worked on a product and had to show it to an uninitiated
crowd, you know that ads, marketing literature and 20 bullet point
slideware aside, the demo is the single most important proof point to
your audience of the value of your work. Its the elevator pitch, the
turning point, the denouement, the inflexion point all in one pivotal
moment. I remember feeling this most strongly having to demo a proof of
concept website for online banking way back in early 1996 (the zenith
of the Seinfeld era!) to a London bank's great and glorious. The demo
included an animated Java applet that showed a credit card gracefully
flipping over as the user logged in. Ot at least that's what it did 7
times out of 10. The other times it ungracefully
hung the browser. Nailbiting times.
(By the way, even the worst behaved applets will
no longer be
able hang the browser, as I
may have
mentioned before.)
Great examples, for me, of online product demos include the
iPhone product demos
(simple and clear, though I do think the black turtleneck's best work
as garment-symbolizing-cutting-edge is behind it now). Also Microsoft's
excellent
demo
videos for its Surface technology (except for the moment at the end
of the meal where the otherwise happy group of diners is able, using
Surface Technology on the very table from which they ate, to split the
bill down to the last penny (and in v2, beyond ?), based on exactly what each one ordered.
Rather than, in my opinion, the more civilized non-technological
approach of splitting the bill equally. Microsoft products
could finally, I suppose, silence the age old cries of
'But I only had the soup !').
But back to HP and the TouchScreen PC demos.

Genre-wise, here, we are close to
Home Shopping
Network territory. The presenters are perky and fluid. The
repartee, though inevitably forced at times, is continuous and
engaging. But they battle with a panoply of low production values. No
industrial or minimalist backdrops here, presenters and TouchScreen PC
alike battle unsuccessfully for visual spectrum with a 50s diner cum
aquarium backdrop themed with a range of shades of the new (
?)
corporate blue and an inexplicable red, both jacked up to
persiprational levels of hue. Two cameras ought to be enough to allow
the viewer to engage honestly with both the product and the presenter.
This would require eye contact with the presenters and a clear shot of
the product for a large proportion of the time. But sadly we get
neither. Instead we cut away too quickly from the product only to find
ourselves watching the speaker talking to the other camera. This kind
of style can work in addition to
traditional full
frontal face shots in order to create a more rounded, dimensional
view of the speaker. But here the salespeople are never allowed quite
to meet your eye. I add to my litany of complaints patchy sound quality
and the total is an exposition that, rather than let it shine, just
gets in the way of the product. The worst crime in the book, as all of
us who have ever had to do a demo know.
Demo presentations in need of much more than a touch up.
Posted by dannycoward
( Aug 29 2008, 01:07:01 PM PDT )
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Thursday August 14, 2008
No Mojo Mojave
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I'm wondering who's hiring the ad agencies up in Redmond
these days.
Hot on the heels of the
'No-one
wants to look dumb' campaign for MSN, the
Mojave Experiment is
squarely from the
Pepsi/Coke taste
test school of thought. You know, showing people like you and me
reacting to the product, that kind of thing. This time, with the
additional blindfold that the people testing Vista don't know that it
is Vista,
just that it is the next version of Microsoft's OS.
For the insomniacs amongst us, the underpinning of the campaign is of
late night informercial genre - you know, the
parade
of unpaid customers of the product
each of whom has
some unique way in which the product for sale has touched their
lives in a profound and meaningful way. You don't really believe that
they are being truthful, but
somehow you can't
look away. Each echoing the same key messages of the previous one,
like a rat caught in a wheel.
A blind test of an OS does not lend itself to before and after photos.
Nor apparently in this campaign, of ever showing a single pixel of
Vista in action. Instead, in the
Mojave Experiment, the
exposition is in the reality TV style, the reality being the reaction
of ordinary people to it. Except that, as most reality TV shows, the
reality is selectively edited. Of the claim of 22 hidden cameras (why
hidden ? why 22?), only one or two ever appear to be in use. Worse, the
captured reactions are mostly of the subject watching the screen while
the off camera interviewer drives the demo. The subjects never touch
the computer. They never have to figure out why their wireless
connection isn't working, or where they saved their Word document, or
whether they can trust a download that magically popped up in their
face while they were reading PerezHilton.com.
You obviously
never
see them doing this.
The goal of this campaign is I suppose to show that Vista is
surprisingly good. But it just acknowledges that, whether right or
wrong, many people think its surprisingly bad.
Almost as surprisingly bad as the choice of campaign.
Posted by dannycoward
( Aug 14 2008, 05:51:26 PM PDT )
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Tuesday March 25, 2008
No-one wants to look dumb
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Do you like drinks that taste like
Pschitt ? Or is your
car a
Charade
? If so, you may be in the cross hairs target of the new MSN ad
campaign.
My first experience of what appears to be the
latest in a noble
history of
brand eroding,
unintentionally image-savaging product advertising
faux pas happened while I
was driving to work on highway 101. I passed a billboard that suggested to me
that MSN search could be Sherlock to my Watson.

Recalling
Nigel Bruce's
charming yet bumbling portrayal of Dr Watson, and the irritatingly
pedantic Sherlock Holmes played by
Basil Rathbone, I realised
something evil was afoot for me with the underlying messaging. Bumbling I have
no desire to be, still less the sidekick of a pedant; I wondered why I
felt as uncomfortable as if someone I didn't know had just asked to be
my friend on facebook.
You'd think playing a
poor third
in a lucrative search advertising market that can average
5c per
search
is place which requires you do kick it up a notch or two, so when I got
home I made the uncomfortable discovery that what I had experienced was just a small part of a whole
family of advertisments based around the concept that using MSN will
make me clever.
Problem with the brand building proposition here is the tagline: '
No-one wants to look dumb'.
Which may speak to those people who will engage deeply with a brand
that suggests they are a) stupid and b) ashamed of it, but to me ? Not so much.
Perhaps MSN hopes to establish a newfound success by embracing those in
our world with low self-esteem (and target them with products
they might enjoy),
and whose highest aspirations are to be informed by a vast corporation
not to wear
frostwash jeans on a first date.
Some ad campaigns start with the right concept, but
have unintented
consequences because of poor execution.
I can't even be that kind about this one: MSN wants to make me clever, but its ads are making me smart.
Posted by dannycoward
( Mar 25 2008, 05:31:38 PM PDT )
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