Forget about the ZFS Kerfluffle - ignore the iPhone - what you really need to focus on is the rPhone!

Yes, that's "r" as in "ARRRRRR me  hearties".....a Pirate phone.

Ok, yeah, I realize that Pirates are a bit *over done* these days - although I will use this as an excuse to post one of my fav pics of Johnny Depp

*sigh* 

Ok, so getting back to that rPhone - You gotta love it. It's a revolutionary steam-powered satellite phone.

Very steam punk - it shouts "This is the 18th century! (ok, all right, you purists out there... I realize that steampunk is more often associated with the 19th century Victorians, but humor me here). Includes a music box, satellite phone all in an 8lb  wood and brass package! Can't beat it for durability.

Watch it in action here rPhone.

 AAAARRRRRRRRRR!