Savage Chickens (via Drawn!) is an online chicken cartoon by Doug Savage.

"Like some sort of haunting supernatural force, the chickens bubbled up from the darkness of Doug's subconscious mind. In a trance-like state, he drew them on office whiteboards. He drew them in notebooks. He drew them on anything that sat still long enough. People started asking, "Who's drawing those damn chicken cartoons everywhere?"

Doug tried to stop but he couldn't. The chickens were unstoppable. To retain his sanity, all he could do was grab a stack of sticky notes, and release the Savage Chickens."

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Published: (2005-06-15 17:23:05.0)

"She wanted to stop reading it- but she had nothing better to do! Produced by average people who seem to think their lives are interesting. Filmed in thrilling HTML-O-Scope with exciting new fonts!"

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Published: (2005-05-25 10:23:30.0)

Just because everyone else (like here, here and there) was doing it ... kick ass!

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Published: (2005-05-09 11:26:44.0)

Occasionally I get this emails that after reading several times, leave me thinking to myself "Ok, I've read that a few times now. It's in English, but I still have no clue what it means."

Email #1
"If you are looking for a new home for your dwarf hamster, I would appreciate it, if you could please let me know."

Email #2
"After speaking with [name removed] I have a much better idea on what you all are."

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Published: (2005-04-29 09:20:06.0)

There's a flavor of keyboard for almost everyone.

• 1337 keyboard. roflcopters! lollerskates!
• Pirate keyboard. Martin had sent me this a long time ago. He likes pirates.
• Super Coder keyboard
• Heavy smoker keyboard
• Kanji keyboard. Well actually hiragana ...
• For the literal
• For the old fashioned
• For the really old fashioned
• For the environmentally minded
• For those special moments ...

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Published: (2005-04-28 22:10:02.0)

In the course of playing Bill Walker's Google Game, I came across some interesting results:

• ephemeral+llama gives me Bizarre Llama Syndrome.
• ephemeral+pajamas gives me Geeky Mom.
• "whirling dervish" + "pajamas" gives me Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton.
• "whirling dervish" + "snowmen" gives me The Seven New York Elegies.
• "swarf" is actually a word. I meant to type in dwarf.
• "swarf" + "bananas" gives me The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans. Now that's funny. Alan Rickman is doing the voice for Marvin the Paranoid Robot in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
• "llamas" + "dancing" gives me The Naked Dancing Llama Homepage.
• "snowman" + "LEDs" + "disco" gives me Lighgod Amazing Iluminated Merchandise. Sweet!

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Published: (2005-04-28 21:32:17.0)

Some random bits of nonsense. Enjoy:

• I have heard of D'oh!, but never Un-D'oh!
• For you gamers, Owned! a la Star Wars
• Robotic camel riders. Another fabulous demonstration on how technology will improve and better our lives.
• Handwritten kernel panic. Now that's determination.
• l33t cereal. Oldie but goodie.

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Published: (2005-04-12 11:37:31.0)

If you're not into online gaming, then this probably will only cause a large question mark to form in your head (and I'm not sure if this guide is going to help.) But if you're fluent in the lingo, then the Revenge of the Sith trailer with added subtitles for the 1337 among us will surely bring about a chuckle (warning: bad words and stuff). It r0xx0rz! The line about tk'ing made me spit out my coke :)

If you are plagued by the question mark, don't worry. Alex Trebeck was left scratching his head as well.

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Published: (2005-03-28 15:38:33.0)

"The term "Shotgun" refers to the front passenger seat of an automobile. "Calling Shotgun" is the act of claiming the position of Shotgun for one's self. As this position is the most coveted of all positions when riding in a car, the following list of rules has been created to ensure that Shotgun can be acquired in a fair and equitable manner by any passenger of an automobile." Just in case you wanted to know, or were unclear on the established protocol.

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Published: (2005-03-03 22:29:12.0)

I found this "A Letter to Frito-Lay" a long time ago, but I have it bookmarked and re-read it from time to time. I still get a giggle out of it. From that story I discovered Fireland. It seems Josh has moved on to Chokeville.

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Published: (2005-01-14 16:18:34.0)

The Urban Dictionary (language warning!) has some interesting definitions of Blog, but here's my two favorite:

1. A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."

2. Before it became an internet word, blog was a very strong drink of indeterminate recipe invented by sf fans, worse even than their Nuclear Fizz; like Monty Python’s Australian “fighting” wine, it is generally believed that blog is best left in the bottle so it can be used for hitting people over the head with.
He drank a large glass of blog and promptly fell over.

So of course I had to go look up Monty Python's Australian "fighting" wine ...

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Published: (2005-01-12 08:37:43.0)

Got large amounts of disposable income just waiting to be spent? You might want to check out Luxist then. Luxist is a blog obsessively covering luxury products. Via My Yahoo! Daily Picks.

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Published: (2004-12-06 16:58:17.0)

Well, I don't know about you, but for some reason Green Bean Casserole Soda doesn't really appeal to me. Neither does Turkey & Gravy Soda.

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Published: (2004-11-10 14:05:59.0)

Myst 4 is out. I've been a huge fan of this series and look forward to playing this one. I'll be putting this on my Christmas wish list :) Some pretty good reviews at Gamespy and Gamespot.

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Published: (2004-11-05 11:50:08.0)