Occasionally I get this emails that after reading several times, leave me thinking to myself "Ok, I've read that a few times now. It's in English, but I still have no clue what it means."
Email #1So, I better find that dwarf hamster, and now I'm not so confident on what I am. Good thing it's Friday.
"If you are looking for a new home for your dwarf hamster, I would appreciate it, if you could please let me know."
Email #2
"After speaking with [name removed] I have a much better idea on what you all are."



