Thursday October 28, 2004

Craving crack

This is an actual piece of spam that was waiting for me in my inbox this morning. The English is priceless. I wish I knew the redactor's native language; "crave to feel crack" seems like a direct translation of some foreign idiom.

    From:       Candida Rebux 
    Date:       28 Oct 21:33 (PDT)
    Subject:    Do you crave to feel crack following morning?

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