GSE Divas

I bowled a Turkey!!

Monday Apr 21, 2008

As a Diva, the last thing in the world I want to do is participate in a bowling event. Why?

Two big reasons:

1) I don't want to wear bowling shoes. I only wear heels.

2) I don't drink beer or eat fried food.

But...

I love my sister and her birthday party was at Bowlmor Lanes in New York City, so I took a deep breath, put on some heavy duty sweat socks, and slipped my feet into a pair of rented bowling shoes.

Now I'm all set!!

The perfect bowling score is 300. I bowled a 44 :-(

I told my husband that to avoid further embarrassment, I was going home if I threw one more "gutter" ball. So he told me to move over to the right since all my balls were curving to the left. Lo and behold, look what happened!!!

I bowled a TURKEY!! And my next game score was bumped up to 115!

In case you haven't heard of the term "Turkey" as it relates to bowling, I Googled it:

A TURKEY is bowling lingo for three strikes in a row. Probably, the most famous score for amateur and professional bowlers alike. The term dates back to before the turn of the 20th century. In those years, scoring was much more difficult and to get three strikes in a row was quite an achievement. During Thanksgiving or Christmas week, the proprietor would present a live turkey to the first person on each team who scored three consecutive strikes. The term has carried over ever since.

I was the only one to accomplish this feat the entire night. ;-)

What else would you expect from a DIVA???

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You're a good sister and not a bad bowler! (BTW- Don't know if I ever told you, but between the ages of 9 and 12 I was a junior champion bowler while living is so. FLA. I even participated in Pro-Am Tournaments with big names like Earl Anthony (don't know if he is even still alive) THere were high hoped for me to get a 'bowling scholarship'! But then the relocation to NH happened - there were no 10-pin bowling groups - just candlepin. (All my parent's hopes and dreams for a bowling scholarship were shot!) See you in a few weeks - don't worry, I won't suggest bowling!

Posted by SandyB on May 02, 2008 at 09:37 AM EDT #

Thanks Sandy! I'm glad you picked the career route you did. See you in a few weeks!!

Posted by GSE diva on May 05, 2008 at 08:09 AM EDT #

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