If the Oscars are the Gay Superbowl, then the Golden Globes must be the Division Playoffs. And although I adore Pink is the New Blog while I'm eating lunch to tell me everything I need to know, Trent points us to Defamer for the funniest low-down on the Golden Globes.

Still, the best moment goes to E! for their pre-show coverage when Isaac Mizrahi asked Hillary Swank, "Now that you're single, do you find yourself dressing more sexy?" Hillary, looking as if she just witnessed a gruesome murder (or Pam Anderson's dress), tried to recover by telling Isaac that she is not, in fact, single, and still working to patch up her marriage with Chad Lowe. We had to back TiVO up 3 times to watch that.