What's all this craze going on with virtual farming? Well, if you have a Java ME tech-enabled cell phone, you don't have to be left out. Go ahead and take care of those chickens, sheep and cows. You know you want to.
Have you ever wondered what it
would be like to run your own
fully working farm? Looking after
chickens, sheep and cows,
producing cakes, wool, butter and
cheese.
So, this is what Old MacDonald does all day long... No wonder he's always singing that song.
Well it's that time again for the rest of the world to enjoy that sport with that round ball that they call football (hmmffph!). That's not football. Where are the styrofoam number one fingers and beer holder helmets in the stands? Whatever. At least they can follow the action with a Java ME tech-enabled app.
Handmark and Goal.com plan to
release Goal.com Mobile in
multiple languages and
additional platforms, including
iPhone, Android, Windows Mobile
and J2ME-based devices, in the
coming months.
To download Goal.com Mobile now,
visit www.handmark.com or
http://m.goal.com/app directly
from your mobile browser.
"Hey, look at me, I'm kicking a ball with my feet and I'm not using my hands! Woo-hoo! I'm so cool."
Feh. Let's see them do that with a 300 lb. guy in pads chasing after them.
Darryl and Roger sent out recent pointers to articles on the Web showing that Android developers are unhappy with Google. Google Android remarkably has repeated the same mistakes that we've since corrected in Java ME technology, especially around fragmentation. With all that brain-power at Google, you'd think they'd be smart enough to avoid the known mistake of fragmentation in their Android mobile platform. But, history repeats itself and Android developers now see that the Droid is not always greener on the other side of the fence.
A slew of problems have made managing
Android apps a “nightmare,” they say,
including three versions of the OS
(Android 1.5, 1.6 and 2.0), custom
firmware on many phones, and hardware
differences between different models.
For users, it means apps in the store
could be buggy, might not work well
depending on their handsets, and
could deliver a frustrating experience.
Just goes to show you: If you don't study history, you will be doomed to repeat the same mistakes that others have since learned from.
While the iPhone App Store Nazis keep turning away mobile app submissions that might have any hint of porn, a new start-up company named MiKandi (pronounced "my candy") is busy cranking away on their porn for their small devices. (Sounds like a euphemism to me) First, they'll focus on Android, then on to BlackBerry, Windows Mobile, and Java ME enabled phones, in a veritable ménage-à-quatre.
...MiKandi plans on an e-mail
marketing campaign to get the
word out. MiKandi representatives
say it has plans to port its app
to BlackBerry and Windows Mobile
devices as well as Java-
compatible mobile phones in early
2010.
Smut, smut, smut. That's what mobile developers thinks sells. Nothing wrong with that really in a mobile free market economy, but I'm not touching any phone where that app is loaded--gives the term "handsfree mobile usage", new meaning. Ew.
Stewart Alsop of Alsop Louie Partners really cracks me up! :-) To paraphrase his recent blog post, he essentially writes in so many words that the Motorola Droid (Google Android) phone is a sucky-suck, suck, suckfest, sucky, suck-suck phone. (I'm paraphrasing of course :-) ) Read for yourself...
The software (Google’s Android plus
apps both from Google and from other
developers) doesn’t work and is
unacceptable on a mobile device.
First, the operating system doesn’t
work well enough to be considered a
mobile OS. A mobile phone needs to
have an OS that is really tied down
and ready to perform at all times,
like for receiving phone calls. This
one isn’t.
Normally, I would suggest that Java ME technology could save a sorry-*ss phone like the Droid. But, in this case... I don't know if anything (even Java ME) can save the Droid (in Stewart Alsop's view that is). :-)
Yes, you've heard me complain about the lack of (official) Java ME technology on the Google Android phones that have been shipping. But, the Cold War is over! Myriad will provide Java ME on the upcoming LG Android phones. Start pre-ordering the LG GW620 Android phones now. (Doesn't hurt that Sun Microsystems will get royalties for each device with Myriad's Java ME stack, ya know) ;-) About damn time! :-)
If you like entering contests, here's the Alcatel-Lucent sponspored Navteq Global LBS Contest. So, get ready with your Java ME LBS app, because you can win. What? These things aren't like rigged or anything like that. No, really!
Alcatel-Lucent is a proud sponsor
of the NAVTEQ Global LBS Challenge,
the premier competition in the
wireless industry, which invites
developers to build location-based
services (LBS) apps using NAVTEQ
digital maps.
Hey, $10 million prize pool is nothing to sneeze at--even if you do have the flu right now.
"Rogue Amoeba no longer has any
plans for additional iPhone
applications, and updates to our
existing iPhone applications will
likely be rare," said Kafasis.
"The iPhone platform had great
promise, but that promise is not
enough..."
Why get pummeled by the iPhone app approval process when you can upload your Java ME MIDlet directly to getjar.com instead? No lo comprendo...
Snaptu is a free Java ME technology-enabled mobile app that offers a selection of interfaces into different popular services, like Twitter, Facebook, and, and, uhhh... did I say Twitter already? How about Facebook? Well, are there any other services other than Twitter and Facebook?
A fast and easy way to
access the Internet on
your phone. Turns your
existing phone into a
cool Internet device.
Works on hundreds of
phone models.
Shyeah! Got that right! Works on hundreds of phone models because of one reason: Java ME technology. That's a better thing than working on one phone model because of hundreds of (iphonesucks) excuses. Huh? Did someone just say some type of subliminal message (iphonesucks)? Must be my imagination (iphonesucks).
RIM loves Java ME for their BlackBerry. It's a nice, tight and secure environment on which to do mobile programming. But, it's also addictive. To make it even more addictive, RIM is upping the dosage and putting in new features to make it faster and easier to build mobile apps versus the iPhone and Droid smartphone.
RIM's BlackBerry operating
system runs on a form of Java,
known as J2ME, and is
considered less appealing to
developers in part because
of the tight security on the
BlackBerry.
That's cool that RIM is adding more to it. It's time to put it on an IV drip and mainline it.
Around the world, developers love Java ME technology to solve their problems. In India they are using Java ME tech to sync handheld devices that track cargo shipments, even when not within range of a cellular wireless network.
"Sometimes we faced GPRS connectivity
challenges," says Kumar. To solve this,
offline software was developed in J2ME,
which captures the image and
information and synchronizes with the
central database whenever a GPRS
connection next presents itself.
Now if I could only use the same technology to track my socks in the dryer. There's always that one that seems to end up halfway around the world in Mumbai or Bangalore...
Here's a study from Retrevo painting iPhone users as being shallow and vapid, favoring cool gadgets over intelligence and using their iPhones for dubious purposes. Well, you'd hardly see this type of behavior from Java ME cell phone users. ;-)
Retrevo asked, "What makes a
person most attractive to you?"
iPhone owners preferred cool
gadgets over a college degree
three to one.
One in three iPhone owners say
that, if their partner had out-
of-date gadgets, it would be a
turnoff.
Falsetto Voice: "Hello, I'm an iPhone owner. My favorite turn-ons are USB flash drives shaped like sushi and applications that make funny bodily noises. My turn-offs are people who have read Shakespeare and have a better 3G connection that me. Hmpfh! They soooo suck."
No need to protect spotted owls from Java ME technology. Even though logging is powerful with Java ME, it doesn't mean the cute and adorable little Strix occidentalis will have to go the way of the Dodo bird.
Have you been in a situation like
this? Have you ever wanted to log
from your MIDlet? Read on, and I
will teach how to add powerful
logging to your MIDlets.
Save the spotted owl and support powerful logging--with Java ME. :-)
Here's yet another company taking the multi-platform approach. EyeMags has created a service that creates small snippets of personal content for the iPhone, Symbian, and Java ME technology. Time and time again, mobile developers program to the iPhone for the hype, but then program to Java ME for mass deployment--a recipe for success.
Following our successful launch
of the iPhone App Creation tool
last week, further work with the
top end Smartphone market sees
us launch support for these
latest Nokia and Sony Ericsson
Smartphones. Both these
technologies build on top of the
mobile Java (J2ME) applications
used for all other devices.
This is interesting how this mobile company generates the wrapper app that goes around the content, not just the content itself. The wrapper happens to be an iPhone, Symbian, and Java ME wrapper, but that can be kept very lightweight.
Allthingsd.com ran an article about how Larry Ellison is known for his following of Sun Tzu's The Art of War. Keen observation, Grasshopper. But, you have not applied what you know to be true...
Oracle CEO Larry Ellison is
famous for his admiration of
The Art of War, Sun Tzu’s
sixth-century treatise on
battle tactics. And it’s
served him well in his long-
running battle with SAP and
Oracle’s hostile bid for
PeopleSoft. But it may get
him in trouble when it comes
to Oracle’s (ORCL) dealings
with the European
Commission...
Those who study The Art of War know that in general, you should say that you will go left and at the last minute you go right instead. In sports, they call this the head fake. The idea is that you should never let anyone know what you truly want, what you really want. So, let's say if you want to keep Java technology untouched, then obviously you should instead say that you care about some other technology which you secretly aren't really that interested in... to throw everyone off the track. Sun Tzu teaches all this type of stuff.
Always create a diversion, so that no one knows what you truly care most about... Watch and learn what Sun Tzu really teaches about what to do with what you really want, what you really, really want...