Monday March 17, 2008 There comes a time in every man's life...
Ah, baseball spring training is in full swing over here in the States. The smell of leather, pine tar, and juiced up baseballs are in the air in bone-dry Arizona and gator-packed Florida. The great Casey Stengel (manager of the Amazin' NY Mets in the 1960s), once said, "There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them." And, he was right. There comes a time in every man's life, when you think you've seen every possible use of Java ME technology but then along comes Cippi the Farting Chipmunk Java ME app for your cell phone. See: Here's a quote: Enjoy the soothing ice blast of Cippi! Plan Cippi blasts on your friends - work mates, your boss! Make sweet music. Essentially it's the farting machine on your mobile. Download the trump selecta to your phone for free.From what I understand, you can set a timer for Cippi the Farting Chipmunk and place it in a hidden location. So, say you're Carlos Beltran in the Mets' dugout and you have your cell phone with you. Just set the timer for Cippi to go off in 1 minute when Pedro Martinez happens to come over to sit next to you right next to your cell phone. And, voila, you have a Java ME technology-enabled whoopie cushion for your mobile device! Now, I've seen everything... uh, maybe. |
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