The World Of Isa

ISA ON HAPPY HOURS!
I am so mad!!! Mommy is going to Happy Hour tonight and I don't like it one bit! This means I am expected to wait to go pee and poo! I'm not so sure that's going to happen! Why do they call it Happy Hour anyway? I'm not happy! And if I'm not happy... no one's happy! I make sure of that! I think if she's not home by 7 I will just go poo and/or pee on the rug in the bathroom... that will show her! She will think twice about going to another Happy Hour!

I am happy though, because I get to fly to Tallahassee to get my sissy! I've never flown before, I don't think that flying will be fun... I hope I don't get scared and poo myself... Mommy hopes so too! Once we get there it will be fun though, I am going to run around on campus like any other college girl! I am probably much smarter than a lot of them! Hee hee! I hope Sissy's professor's don't develop a crush on me, student and professor relationships are strictly tabu! I wish I had a pretty outfit to wear, my friend Minou always had cute outfits, but so far I haven't been able to get stingy Mommy to spring for any cute stuff off Minou's website! That's just wrong! Sammy is going to stay with Uncle Mikey, he can't ride on the plane. Mikey is already talking about taking him to bar's to attract women... Sammy is, after all, the Gangster of Love! Sammy hasn't done much bar hopping, but he's certainly into bed hopping! Anyway, we don't have to fly home, because we are going to drive back! That will be much more fun... we can turn the radio up really loud and sing our favorite songs, we like rock! I don't think Mommy isn't very happy about the gas prices... she's gonna make Sissy pay for the gas! Well, I've got to get back to napping, Friday I have to go to work... my boss Manny is a slave driver. Please don't tell the authorities, I wouldn't want him to get in trouble for violating Chihuahua Labor Laws! Nibbles for Now, Isa