The World Of Isa

ISA ON 'MOMMY'S BOYFRIEND'
What is a boyfriend? What purpose does he serve? This one does occasionally throw the ball for Sam and play with me, I like to pounce him when he least expects it, but he doesn't put food in my bowl, a roof over my head or take me for rides in his red corvette. He doesn't even think that four legged boys and girls should come in the house! We think that's crazy! And so does ALL of our friends! Mommy says he has animals in his house, but they aren't like Sam and I. One of them is totally flat and the other ones have their heads coming through the walls. I think that they are very strange, they must be pretty boring, they don't even move around and I'm sure they can't do a cute little belly dance* like me! He likes to hunt a lot, sometimes I have a creepy feeling he's looking at me funny, Sammy said he has the same feeling! So, he is absolutely no good to me, so now I wonder what purpose he serves for Mommy? He's not cuddly like Sam and I. To greet her, he doesn't jump up and down and stick his cold wet nose in her face, Sammy does that, or do the belly dance, like me! Sammy and I don't talk back, we are always ready go do something and we know Mommy is ALWAYS right, except when it comes to bath time! He hasn't even taken her to Paris or Hawaii, like Sammy and I promise we are going to! I'm just not sure why she keeps him around, but I believe that there is some redeeming quality in everyone, so I will keep looking for his... for awhile anyway! Nibbles, Isa

* belly dance A belly dance is when I get so excited that I scoot around on my belly with my back legs pushing me forward and my front legs waving in front of me... it's extremely cute. My Uncle Mikey melts when he sees me do it! BTW, I move so quickly that it's very difficult for my Mommy to take a picture!