Hello, it's me Isa! I was on my way to work with Mommy the other morning when I heard on the radio that Whitney is back in rehab! Who's Whitney! Who cares? I have so many other concerns.... are my toenails too long... will Sammy sit on me while I'm under the covers.... when's Mommy coming home so I can lick her face! These are important things! We went shopping Saturday and people were constantly stopping Mommy telling her how cute I am, I barked at some very small people.... who knew they were baby people and this would be frowned on!
Then the other night Mommy went to the Annual White Trash Party. I KNOW! It's bad enough that she and her friends dressed up all “white trashy” and went to the silly party, but worse yet Sammy and I were left home alone to watch TV again! Watching TV with Sam is a real chore, he's constantly surfing through the channels! I wanted to watch CSI, but Sammy was moving through the channels so fast my little head was spinning! I felt like the little girl in the exorcist! He did stop and watch Anna Nicole Smiths TrimSpa commercial! Is TrimSpa crazy? I'm just a little Chihuahua with a brain the size of a pea and I know that women buy more diet products than men, so I don't know who they are trying to target. I would never buy that stuff... not that I would ever have to since I weigh less then 6lbs. Anyway, we did watch my favorite show, “What Not to Wear”! I think Sammy likes to watch that too, he has a crush on Stacy, one of the hosts. I think the other host, Clinton, has pretty eyes. I think all humans should watch “What Not to Wear” so they would look better, not everyone has the fashion sense that I, or my pal Minou, have! Well, I have to get back to work... I hope Mommy stops going out! Nibbles, Isa
Posted by Minou on March 31, 2005 at 07:03 AM PST #