The World Of Isa

ISA's AWAY
Most of you who read this blog know that Isabelle usually writes it. Well this morning she is off to the Four Seasons Spa to get a Swedish massage and a “Paw”nicure! So today I, Sammy, am taking over! You probably know me as Isa's big brother a.k.a., The Gangster of Love, Hunka-Hunka Burnin' Love, The Saminator, Sambert Einstein, Samwise and that's just to name a few! I know she's told you all about her work and her days, but let me tell you how it really goes down! First, I wake Mommy, Isabelle is so small she couldn't wake a fly, but let me tell you, Mommy knows when I'm up and ready to eat. There's absolutely no rolling over and going back to sleep when I pounce her a couple times with all 36lbs of me! Dats fer sure! Then I spring around on the bed to make sure she's up and moving! Once I get everyone up, I make a dash out the pet doors to talk to a man about a dog! ;-) Isa is afraid to go through the pet doors so Mommy has take her out, very silly! Mommy puts medication in my eye and gives us our food, I think she might be trying to starve me, I don't think she would like it if I gave her just two scoops of food a day! When Mommy leaves, I start patrolling the perimeter. Sometimes Isabelle helps me, she has very keen hearing. I can't hear much because I don't have any eardrums.... a result of a childhood illness. Regardless, nothing gets past me... there are no noisy squirrels prancing around on the terrace, all the people walking by, keep on walking! Then after a long day of patrolling and napping, Mommy comes home! Mommy says I'm the most perfect boy... I never leave the seat up, to get my attention all she has to do is pick up a ball. I'm a great cuddler, and I love doing things with her! And I'm always willingly to put my head through my choke collar when necessary! I understand these are important attributes for any guy! Now there are some things I do that the average guy probably shouldn't. For instance, I like to walk around with a tennis ball in my mouth while wearing just my housecoat. I also smack when I eat, which would drive my Mommy nuts if it were anybody but me. I like to stick my nose in the AC vent in the car and hang my head out the window. I also snore... just a little, I do enjoy a little drink from the toilet from time to time and I do a lot of construction work outside, but I don't think my mommy finds it desirable! Gotta Run, I see Isa coming! Chow!

My grandmommy sent us this, I think it is outrageous!