The World Of Isa

ISA'S PLEA FOR HELP!
Brad and Jen are breaking up! I hope I can pick up the pieces of my shattered life and go on! And if that's not enough "Elektra" is getting terrible reviews from almost everyone! WHO CARES! Not me, my day is still the same.... we've been over this before, wake-up, wake-up Mommy, pee-pee/poo-poo, eat, you know the drill. But, my coworker Jeff is going absolutely berserk, constantly reading the reviews, then reading the reviews to us! I just want him to go see the movie and get it over with! If I haven't mentioned it already, Jeff is Jennifer Garners biggest fan. Actually, we in the office say that if he lived in L.A. he would be a stalker. He lives and breathes "ALIAS", you can't even say the word ALIAS without sending him into a frenzy i.e., my mommy said "nvalias" and he went nuts! I don't really get it, sure Jennifer is cute, but I'm here! I'm sitting right here and all I hear is "Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer", I feel like Jan Brady! She was just as pretty as Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, but constantly overlooked! I think it's obvious, I should always be the center of attention! Anyway, I can only hope that next week ratings for ALIAS don't drop, he might go postal and everyone sitting next to him will pay the price! So against my better judgment, and my mommy's, I'd like ask everyone to watch ALIAS next Wednesday @8p.m.CST to keep my mommy and coworkers safe. Nibbles, Isa

Please help!