The World Of Isa

ISA ON TINKERBELL'S DISAPPEARANCE...
Reality TV star ("The Simple Life") Tinkerbell the chihuahua has been found! I have to say that is quite a relief, because I know how distraught I would feel wandering the streets of West Hollywood all by my lonesome. I had a tough enough time once when I ventured through a hole in my grandma's fence and was unable to find my way back. Fortunately my mommy found me and I was returned home safe and sound, and my mommy immediately secured the premises. Now there is no word on Tinkerbell's condition, other than she is alive, or on where she was discovered. Let's all keep Tinkerbell in our thoughts and pray for a speedy recovery, should she have experienced any major trauma. I would like to say that I am "apawwed" at Paris Hilton's inability to take care of Tinkerbell. She's filthy rich, and doesn't have to work. And she recently split from boyfriend Nick Carter so there should be nothing distracting her from caring for Tinkerbell, who as of late has been experiencing symptoms of a nervous disorder resulting from Paris' aforementioned romantic entanglement. I am outraged and am considering using my influence as a member of PETA to move that the Chihuaua Protective Services take Tinkerbell into their custody until such time as Paris has undergone investigation as to whether or not she is a fit mother.