Did you know that you could be wearing the wrong size bra! I didn't.... but I am a Chihuahua and I don't wear a bra! According to Oprah's sources 85% of American women are wearing the wrong bra size! I thought this was alarming! Even though it does not concern me, my mommy could be wearing the wrong size bra! OMG! There was a lady on the show they called the cleavage cop, she was an expert on fitting bras. I had no idea about the horrors of an ill-fitting bra... straps falling down, bands riding up, wires digging or STUFF FALLING OUT! Sammy and I thought this was VERY SCARY! The minute mommy got home we made her check out the cleavage cop's website.... thank goodness we intervened in time! There's really no way for me to know, since I'm just a Chihuahua, but Sammy and I think this could be life threatening, we urge anyone who wears a bra to take appropriate action.
A few days later Sammy and I were watching Oprah again.... who knew Tom Cruise could be so annoying! So he's in love.... who care's! This does not affect my day! Wake-up, poop & pee, eat, play, sleep, etc. Sammy and I thought he was so annoying, jumping up and down, standing on the furniture... only little girls and boys like myself and Sammy should be standing on the furniture! Well I think Manny's looking for me, he probably has more work for me to do! Nibbles, Isa
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I have to thank you for a good laugh. I didn't see the picture of the little doggy at the top of the blog -- so when the author said, "I'm a chihuahua!" I thought it was a term for a woman whose breasts were so small that she doesn't need a bra! It didn't seem flattering, but that's the way slang is -- I'm thinking. Then I saw the cute puppy and got oriented to reality!
Posted by anonymous on January 07, 2009 at 03:22 AM PST #