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after talking with MLB.com again today .. (a project that was put on hold for about 7-8 months because their extensive array of lawyers wanted to meet our extensive array of lawyers) .. and finding more FUD in my email using the "scary lawyers might get you" tactic .. all i could think about was this .. (apologies in advance for politically incorrect stereotypes)

"An american executive was traveling on a train with with a russian czar
and a cuban military officer.  The russian pulled out an expensive bottle
of vodka and proclaimed, "In Russia we make the best vodka in the world,
and since we make so much of it .." with that he took one swig of vodka,
and threw the full bottle of vodka out of the train window.  The Cuban
officer, not to be outdone, pulled out a very fine cuban cigar and 
proclaimed "In Cuba we have the best cigars in the world!" and with that
took one puff of his cigar and threw the entire box of cigars out the
window.  The american executive walked over to his lawyer (who was
dutifully travelling with him), picked him up, and simply threw him out
the window."