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Monday July 19, 2004

Top Ten Signs There's Something Terribly Wrong At McDonald's

This is apropos of nothing (and thus the perfect non sequitur), but they played it on the radio this morning as I was driving into work, and it cracked me up. Dating back to December 18, 2002, here's David Letterman's "Top Ten Signs There's Something Terribly Wrong At McDonald's":

10. Your order Filet-o-Fish and the cashier makes the sign of the cross
9. Lowest-priced item on the Dollar Menu is 80 bucks
8. Employees are warming buns in their pants
7. Iraq helped them prepare their 12,000-page nutritional information report
6. Everything is "McXpired"
5. One of your "French fries" is wearing a wedding ring
4. Hans Blix is snooping around the back with a Geiger counter
3. Seconds after you order the McNuggets, you hear frantic squawking from the kitchen
2. A new hamburger is introduced called "The McWidowmaker with Cheese"

And the number one sign there's something terribly wrong at McDonald's:

1. Happy Meal toy: cigarettes

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