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20041130 Tuesday November 30, 2004

Van Helsing

1 stars (out of 5).

My wife woke up at the end of Van Helsing, and the first words out of her mouth were "Is it over? Oh, thank God!"

I kid you not.

What a joyless turd of a movie.

Hugh, baby, what were you thinking?

Faramir, baby, how did this happen? Pippin scored Master and Commander. Even Sam got 50 First Dates. Did you lose a bet with an Orc? Is this how you get back at Dad for trying to set you on fire before you were dead? Dude, Eowyn digs you! One more flick like this and she'll go back to Viggo. Puh-lease!

Oy.

[GET IT]

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