So... in light of today's news... I bring you quotes from Spaceballs (which are eerily relevant)...  
 
Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the...
Barf: ...the Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!
 
 
Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on]
Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!
Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.
[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]
Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
[pulls string]
Doll: May the schwartz be with you!
Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.
 
 
Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!  
 
Lone Starr: Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a SH*T LOAD of money!
 
 
[upon going into "ludicrous speed"]
Dark Helmet: My brains are going into my feet!  
 
Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?  
 
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
 
 
Dark Helmet: No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse!
 
 
President Skroob: As president of Planet Spaceball, I can assure both you and your viewers that there's absolutely no air shortage whatsoever. Yes, of course. I've heard the same rumor myself. Yes, thanks for calling and not reversing the charges. Bye-bye.
[hangs up]
President Skroob: Sh*thead.  
 
Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.  
 
Dark Helmet: Sh*t! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.