Wednesday May 14, 2008
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| Lego Monkey Butt | Humor |
We went to Legoland in San Diego recently and saw sculpture sticking out of a tent.
My first thought was, "Wow, a Lego monkey butt!"
My second thought was, "someone had to make that."
I wonder if they put that accomplishment on their resume:
- Legoland - Lead Monkey Butt Builder
His mom must be so proud.
Tags: butt jobs lego legoland monkey
May 14, 2008 09:55 AM PDT Permalink | Comments [5] |
| New and Improved CAPTCHA | Humor |
There was a recent story about Google's CAPTCHA being broken. CAPTCHAs are the little tests that websites use to prove
the user is a human and not an automated system (spammer). This very blog
uses the simple, and easily broken, "add these numbers" test to leave a
comment.
Here are my (not serious) suggestions for improved CAPTCHAs:
Use Pop Culture References:
Which character ruined Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace?
A.
B.
C.
D. All of the Above
Answer: D
What internet meme died on April 1, 2008?
- Dramatic Hampster
- Rick Rolling
- LOL Cats
- Scientology
Answer: B
Use Song Lyrics:
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
The answer is: --> blowin' in the wind
Who ya gonna call?
--> Ghostbusters!Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
--> Shaft!
You're damn right
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
--> Shaft!
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
--> Shaft!
Right on!
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
--> Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
--> Then we can dig it
Use Trivia:
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?
--> 3
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
--> African or European?
Use Jeopardy Questions:
Catagory: POTPOURRI
The most undeserving popular blog at blogs.sun.com.
--> /dev/null/kevin
Please phrase your response in the form of a question
--> What the hell is /dev/null/kevin?
Comment approved.
Tags: ai captcha computers humor
May 07, 2008 01:49 PM PDT Permalink | Comments [6] |
| LOLCatrpilr | Humor |
Tags: lolcat lolcaterpillar lolcatrpilr lolcats
May 02, 2008 07:18 AM PDT Permalink | Comments [1] |
| Vogon Poetry or Hockey Excuse? | Humor |
I'm questionable. Got a huge freaking spider bite on my big toe, and I can barely get a shoe on and hobble around at work.
--Chris W.
Thanks to Chris K. for the laugh.
Tags: hockey humor poetry vogon
May 01, 2008 01:14 PM PDT Permalink | Comments [0] |
| The Deadliest Snack | Kids |
Code Orange! Code Orange! Hazmat teams to Playground One!
When you have a kid in school you learn all about other kids with food allergies. The most common allergies seem to be wheat, dairy and peanuts. Schools are careful that no one is served food they shouldn't eat but some schools actually ban all kids from bring food with peanuts in it.
I have to wonder what the extra zealous schools would think of the following snack: Keebler Cheese and Peanut Butter Crackers. Motto: It's the trifecta of allergens!
And, yes, I'm pretty sure that this isn't so healthy for kids without allergies to be eating, either.
Tags: allergies dairy food peanuts snack wheat
May 01, 2008 12:18 PM PDT Permalink | Comments [1] |
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C.
D. All of the Above
