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Friday December 07, 2007 | Christmas Day Survival Pack For Parents | Kids |
Christmas is coming (yes, you heard that here first). So, I present1 you with Kevin's Christmas Survival Pack For Parents. It's not enough
to have bought all the gifts, food and decorated the house, you need to be
prepared for after the gifts are opened.
Here's a list of things that every parent needs on Christmas morning (not including alcohol):
- Quality Scissors - For cutting open those sealed plastic boxes.
- Band-Aids - For when you cut yourself on the opened sealed plastic boxes.
- Wire Cutters and Pliers - For those toys tied down with 75 feet of 20 gauge wire.
- Small Phillips screw diver - For those little battery compartments. Apparently, the batteries try to escape.
- Magnet, Flashlight and Magnifying glass - For when you lose those little screws.
- Glue Gun, Zip Ties and Tape - To repair all those little accidents. You can also keep toddlers in one place for a little while.
- Lots of Batteries - Y'know, cuz they're not included.
- Stud Finder - Lots of junk goes on the walls so make sure it doesn't fall. My stud finder always points towards me.
1 See what I did there? Another Christmas pun, free of charge. You're welcome!
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