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20080404 Friday April 04, 2008
How to Make Light Orange Juice Humor

Minute Maid Light Orange Juice has less than 50% of the calories of regular Minute Maid Orange Juice.  Have you ever wondered how they accomplish this amazing feat?  (ok, just play along)

I have here the super secret formula for creating Light Orange Juice Drink:

 

Regular OJ + Water = Light OJ

 

That's 42% OJ to 58% water.

But remember to charge the same price as regular orange juice.  That's the real secret.


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Does the bottle get ground up and included too? I keeeed, I keeeed....

Posted by Mike on April 04, 2008 at 04:07 PM PDT #

Dammit. And I just bought a case...

Posted by Pam on April 07, 2008 at 07:48 AM PDT #

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