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20060309 Thursday March 09, 2006
My New Invention Humor

earbuds I'm going to revolutionize the rock climbing, Ninja and spy industies with my new design for the grappling hook.

My idea it to use the same design as the ear buds for MP3 players, only larger, because those things grab onto anything and everything. Seriously, anything that can stay in your ear forever should have no trouble hanging on to a tree or the top of a building. I just need to manufacture enough super-sized foam covers, because those things get lost all of the time.

Also available in iGrapple white!
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It's an arms race in the making. Smart super-villains would have no choice but to build the tops of their compounds/volcanoes/moon bases in the shape of my ears (which seem to the one thing ear-bud headphones won't cling to).

My consulting services are available for a small fee to those interested in getting a leg (or lobe) up on the counter-espionage market.

Posted by Dave on March 09, 2006 at 11:28 AM PST #

The next James Bond movie should be interesting... :)

Posted by Kevin on March 09, 2006 at 11:53 AM PST #

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