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New and Improved CAPTCHA Humor

There was a recent story about Google's CAPTCHA being broken.  CAPTCHAs are the little tests that websites use to prove the user is a human and not an automated system (spammer).  This very blog uses the simple, and easily broken, "add these numbers" test to leave a comment.

Here are my (not serious) suggestions for improved CAPTCHAs:


Use Pop Culture References:

Which character ruined Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace?

A. Anakin Skywalker B. Jar Jar Binks C. George Lucas D. All of the Above

Answer: D


What internet meme died on April 1, 2008?

  1. Dramatic Hampster
  2. Rick Rolling
  3. LOL Cats
  4. Scientology

 

Answer: B


 Use Song Lyrics: 

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
The answer is: --> blowin' in the wind

Who ya gonna call?
--> Ghostbusters!

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
--> Shaft!
You're damn right

Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
--> Shaft!
Can ya dig it?


Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
--> Shaft!
Right on!


You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
--> Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
--> Then we can dig it


 Use Trivia: 

How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?

--> 3

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

--> African or European?


 Use Jeopardy Questions: 

 Catagory: POTPOURRI

The most undeserving popular blog at blogs.sun.com.

--> /dev/null/kevin

Please phrase your response in the form of a question

--> What the hell is /dev/null/kevin?

Comment approved.


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Comments:

You are killing me. How am I supposed to do email when I can't stop laughing?

Posted by Pam on May 07, 2008 at 02:22 PM PDT #

i just saw an incredible similar under-development technology [sort of] in

http://research.microsoft.com/asirra/

Posted by Walter Rincon on May 07, 2008 at 03:23 PM PDT #

Nice, Walter. Maybe we have to write LOLCat captions for all of the cat pictures.

Posted by Kevin on May 07, 2008 at 03:36 PM PDT #

Sorry for being such an ignorant, but what exactly is a LOLCat?

Posted by Walter Rincon on May 07, 2008 at 05:38 PM PDT #

LOLCat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcats

Posted by Kevin on May 07, 2008 at 09:59 PM PDT #

Hilarious! And I think it could actually work!

Posted by Will Spaetzel on May 09, 2008 at 10:21 AM PDT #

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