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Friday May 26, 2006

News Flash: Idiots Figure Out Chicken and Egg Paradox

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Solving a problem that I "solved" when I was seven years old, a team of "eggsperts" (their lame pun, not mine) have concluded that the egg came first.

What bugs me most about this story is that it's labeled as a question that has "baffled scientists through the ages." No, only the stupid ones.

For the benefit of science, here is a list of my answers to some of life's other "great mysteries":

Is the glass half empty or half full?
Well, it depends on if you're filling it up or emptying it. Duh. If it's just sitting there, then assume evaporation, thus "half empty."

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound?
No. It makes compression waves in the air.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
I'm going to stop here, because this begins the list of moron questions. I will say that you can drive on driveways and park on parkways, so get on with your life.

Tags: chicken discovery duh egg science stupid
May 26, 2006 05:35 PM PDT Permalink | Comments [1] |

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Mystery 4: If a trainstation is where a train stops, what is a workstation? *grin, duck & run*

PS: Moreover, the glass is neither half full nor half empty: It just obviously does not have the right size for its current content! :p

Posted by Seapegasus on May 28, 2006 at 07:16 AM PDT #

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