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Wednesday July 09, 2008 | What Sports Are Like When You Don't Care | Humor |
Here is how different sports appears to people who don't care about that sport:
Soccer (Fútbol)
kick, kick, kick, out of bounds, kick, kick, kick, whistle, kick, announcer gets excited!, nothing happens, kick, kick...
GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
kick, kick, kick....
American Football (pro)
Kickoff, commercial, 3 seconds of play, wait, talking, 3 more seconds of play, more talking, commercial, another commercial, game recap...
TOUCHDOWN!!!
40,000 replays of touchdown, commercial, kick off, commercial, play, play, play, punt, commercial, halftime, naked boob!, quick cut to commercial...
Baseball
Pitcher stares, shakes his head, more staring, more spitting, steps off mound, spits, grabs crotch, commercial.
Commercial for jock itch powder. Viewer fights urge to spit and grab own crotch.
Basketball
First 47 game minutes: Walking, passing, scoring, whistles, scoring...
Gatorade commercial. Nike commercial. Michael Jordan's underwear commercial.
Last game "minute": Timeout, whistle, free throw, foul, timeout, free throw, foul, timeout, free throw, timeout, commercial... (88 real minutes pass)
Hockey
Guys skate left.
Guys skate right.
Puck no where to be found.
squint, clean glasses, nope - still no puck.
Conclude that the puck must be invisible!
NASCAR
♫ The cars on the track go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round... ♫
♫ The commercials on TV say beer and trucks, beer and trucks, beer and trucks... ♫
♫ The people in the stands have bright red necks, bright red necks, bright red necks... ♫
Horse Racing
Hype, interviews, hype., ladies in big hats, hype, interviews, profiles, filler... (3 hours)
Race! (2 whole minutes)
Interviews, filler, replays, filler, filler, filler... (2 hours)
Golf
Soft, whispering voices lulling you to sleep.
Ah... sleep...
Zzzzzzz...
Olympics
Hype, interviews, hype, Americans, Americans, Americans, hype, interviews, American national anthem, medal count.
Americans.
Cricket
Is that a batter or a goalie?
Bowler? What? Is he trying to pick up a spare now?
Wild pitch!
Days?! This game lasts days?! I am out of here!
Tags: baseball basketball cricket football futbol hockey humor sports
July 09, 2008 07:11 PM PDT Permalink | Comments [2] |
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