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20071221 Friday December 21, 2007
Merry Christmas! Humor

Christmas Card 2007

 

 

Merry Christmas to all my readers (even the Zeppelin fans).  If you don't celebrate Christmas then Happy PersonalCelebrationEvent to you as well!  Sun goes on break starting next week, plus I'll be extending it a few days.  See you in 2008!

Here's a preview of some of my upcoming posts guaranteed to make more friends!1

  • Mother Theresa: In it for herself all along?
  • Ghandi: The secret fight club
  • The Beatles: Two down, two to go
  • George Washington: The FRIST! president
  • Jar Jar Binks: Why he should be inserted into Episode IV
  • The DMCA: It's just not enough

1 Friends: people who post comments wishing for my painful death.


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20071207 Friday December 07, 2007
Christmas Day Survival Pack For Parents Kids

Christmas Survival PackChristmas is coming (yes, you heard that here first).  So, I present1 you with Kevin's Christmas Survival Pack For Parents.  It's not enough to have bought all the gifts, food and decorated the house, you need to be prepared for after the gifts are opened.

Here's a list of things that every parent needs on Christmas morning (not including alcohol):

  • Quality Scissors - For cutting open those sealed plastic boxes.

  • Band-Aids - For when you cut yourself on the opened sealed plastic boxes.

  • Wire Cutters and Pliers - For those toys tied down with 75 feet of 20 gauge wire.

  • Small Phillips screw diver - For those little battery compartments.  Apparently, the batteries try to escape.

  • Magnet, Flashlight and Magnifying glass - For when you lose those little screws.

  • Glue Gun, Zip Ties and Tape - To repair all those little accidents.  You can also keep toddlers in one place for a little while.

  • Lots of Batteries - Y'know, cuz they're not included.

  • Stud Finder - Lots of junk goes on the walls so make sure it doesn't fall.  My stud finder always points towards me.

1 See what I did there?  Another Christmas pun, free of charge.  You're welcome!


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20061229 Friday December 29, 2006
Ark of the Covenant Found! Humor

It's at Amazon.com (UK).  And it qualifies for free shipping!

Amazon UK 

Via Gizmodo.

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20061225 Monday December 25, 2006
Merry Christmas! Life

Merry Christmas to all who read this blog!

I hope Santa brought you everything you wished for.
 


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