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Wednesday January 16, 2008 | Scientists Make Another Obvious Discovery: Kids Hate Clowns | Humor |
Scientists have made another obvious discovery: Kids hate clowns! [link]
Of course kids hate and fear clowns, everyone should. At best clowns are annoying, but most clowns are scary. Grown men and women with grotesque makeup? What's not to fear?
And I'm not alone:
The most famous clown-hating "person" is Bart Simpson. Ironically, in looking for Bart's infamous "clown'll eat me" clip, I found the following anti-clown video from Alice Cooper. Alice Cooper fears clowns! Man, that alone speaks volumes!
Warning, if you don't fear clowns now, you might after watching this video! The first 30 seconds are Bart and his clown, but the rest is an Alice Cooper video featuring his scary clowns (most from the movie IT).
UPDATE [03 May 2008]: OMG. If this doesn't make you hate clowns, nothing will.
Tags: clowns duh kids scientists
January 16, 2008 01:36 PM PST Permalink | Comments [2] |
Wednesday July 11, 2007 | From "Duh" Magazine | Humor |
Headline: Women drawn to men with muscles
CHICAGO (Reuters) - Muscular young men are likely to have more sex
partners than their less-chiseled peers, researchers at the University
of California Los Angeles said on Monday.
Stay tuned about for the follow-up report about women with big... oh, nevermind.
Tags: duh muscles no-sh!t-sherlock
July 11, 2007 05:52 PM PDT Permalink | |
Friday May 26, 2006 | News Flash: Idiots Figure Out Chicken and Egg Paradox | Humor |
Solving a problem that I "solved" when I was seven years old, a team of "eggsperts" (their lame pun, not mine) have concluded that the egg came first.
What bugs me most about this story is that it's labeled as a question that has "baffled scientists through the ages." No, only the stupid ones.
For the benefit of science, here is a list of my answers to some of life's other "great mysteries":
- Is the glass half empty or half full?
Well, it depends on if you're filling it up or emptying it. Duh. If it's just sitting there, then assume evaporation, thus "half empty." - If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound?
No. It makes compression waves in the air. - Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
I'm going to stop here, because this begins the list of moron questions. I will say that you can drive on driveways and park on parkways, so get on with your life.
Tags: chicken discovery duh egg science stupid
May 26, 2006 05:35 PM PDT Permalink | Comments [1] |
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