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Wednesday March 29, 2006 | How To Know If You Are An Idiot | Humor |
What to you know if you are an idiot? Here's my list (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy):
You might be an idiot if...
- You believe in psychics. You're really an idiot if you pay them money.
- You watch "Deal or No Deal" for the strategy. Or for Howie Mandel.
- You drive around with just your parking lights on - on purpose. Really, what are you waiting for? "OK, I'm finally ready to crank it up to full power!"
- You believe any of the "reasons" for gas prices going up, particularly the "reformulating for winter/summer" one. My memory goes back more than 6 months... How about you?
- You wear your BlueTooth headset when you're not on the phone. Ten years ago this same guy would page himself to look important.
- You join any "church" that requires you pay money. I have just two words for you: scam and cult.
- You can't wait to see what the groundhog did. Hey, did you ever count six weeks after GHD on a calendar? Look! It's the official start of spring. What are the odds?
- You pay full price for a pizza. Ten million trees die each year just to print those coupons. Use one.
- You buy the extended warranty from the electronics store. Sucker!
- You "super-size" it. You don't need the extra fries and there are free refills. Sure it means extra trips, but you could probably use the exercise, fatass!
- You take me seriously.
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March 29, 2006 08:11 AM PST Permalink | Comments [3] |
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