Explicitly and without apology a marketing vehicle MaryMaryQuiteContrary

Saturday Jan 29, 2005




Happy (belated) Friday everybody!

Time for free stuff!

Puzzler is still on vacation.

That means it's...

the t-shirt hurling contest logo

time to start thinking up ways to propel a t-shirt through the air. That's one way to harness that brainpower until the Puzzler comes back.  Heaven forbid we're not maximizing cranial utilization.

And while you're at it, quick think up a submission for JavaOne. You only have until Monday (Jan. 31) -- that's when the call for papers closes. (remember, I got free stuff on the table for anybody who submits.)

OK.  Time for dessert!

Check out the prizes this week...

the prize package

It's in triplicate... We're going to have three grand prize winners...  Each gets a t-shirt; a hat and a frisbee! (fun,fun,fun!)

(Breaking with tradition) I'd like to dedicate this week's Friday Free Stuff to all those marketing girls out there! Here's to you -- the non-techno gals (and guys)! Here's to not undestanding a word they say and nodding and playing along like you do! Here's to the people out there who get more excited about manicures, bon bons and strappy sandals than they do about OS X, Red Bull and RAM!

I stumbled on this Nerd Quiz... I found out about it on Java Addicts.

Took the quiz...

I am nerdier than 12% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

... and here's my score.

This week's Friday Free Stuff prize3 will be awarded to the first three gals (or guys) who score lower on the Nerd Quiz than me.

(honor system)

Enter* to win* by posting a comment to this blog entry telling me how you did. Extra credit if you can figure out how to post your score.

Remember, Free Stuff is the brand promise of MaryMaryQuiteContrary. (As I have participated in a branding workshop, I am an expert in these kinds of things.)

bon weekend!

mary

p.s. It's truly free. I pay for shipping with stamps that I buy at the post office.

p.p.s. Sorry we've been slipping on the release date for Friday Free Stuff. You're software engineers. You know how that goes... I'll try to do better next week.


Comments:

I really didn't lie on this test to get such an horrible score: I got an 8. I saved the jpeg of my score, but I'm so lame I don't know how to paste the picture here.

Posted by Phil Chambers on January 29, 2005 at 03:55 PM PST #

<img src="http://www.wxplotter.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=5771" alt="I am nerdier than 90% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!">

Looks like I don't win any free stuff. So, who got a 100? I'm just curious what the level is, if 90 is Supreme. Maybe it's a Googol Nerd?

Posted by E. Booher on January 30, 2005 at 03:31 AM PST #

Wow! You got a 12. Is that even possible? :)

I did that test a couple of weeks ago and got 42.

12 and 42. There's hardly any difference -- only one different character and the two are right next to each other in the ASCII table ;)

Posted by Lasse on January 30, 2005 at 12:35 PM PST #

<img src="http://www.wxplotter.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=8792" alt="I am nerdier than 97% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"> Well, it seems that at 97% you are a "supreme nerd god"... I don't think it's possible to achieve 100% since the test is supposed to tell how many people scores lower, but changing a few answers I achieved 99%. But anyway, I don't believe 97% for me is true either... the person who wrote the test was not nerd enough to recognize the subtle aspects of being nerd and therefore it doesn't work well at high levels.

Posted by Vanessa on January 30, 2005 at 08:37 PM PST #

Hi Marry Why ask for lowest score? isn't that right to assume people who read ur blog, or all other people blog at Sun are Nerd... My Nerd Score: 83 Cheers James Khoo

Posted by James Khoo on January 30, 2005 at 10:55 PM PST #

<img src="http://www.wxplotter.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=1696" alt="I am nerdier than 65% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!">

How did this happen? Low Rank Nerd. I'm only nerdier than 65% of all people! I'll have to watch a marathon of all 7 seasons of Star Trek NG to make myself feel better! <strong>Engage...</strong>

Posted by will on January 31, 2005 at 06:36 AM PST #

To be perfect honest, Mary, your blog has a brand image that appeals mostly to Nerds. Therefore, it is unlikely that three people that honestly scored lower than 12 will post a comment because those type of people don't read this blog.

Posted by Kurt Magoon on January 31, 2005 at 12:40 PM PST #

<img src="http://www.wxplotter.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=4798" alt="I am nerdier than 99% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!">
SORRY Mam, I could get only this Low Score ;) and I beleive, Nerd Quiz is not big enough to calculate our Nerd thing.
Balakumar .M, A Java Passionate Programmer

Posted by Balakumar .M on January 31, 2005 at 09:00 PM PST #

<p style="margin-left: 30px; margin-right: 30px;">Please answer this simple math question:

8 + 47 = ___

Hmm. I wonder if the one truly un-nerdest of all could even submit a comment on this blog... ;)

Posted by Lasse on January 31, 2005 at 11:15 PM PST #

Thanks for playing everybody! This week's Friday Free Stuff is officially concluded. We will be announcing winners shortly.

Mary

Posted by mary on February 11, 2005 at 07:58 AM PST #

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