It was just a matter of time. There I was, watching the inevitable experimental hookup between Marissa and Alex (another girl) on "The O.C." and all of a sudden I get a call from Nicole Ritchie saying I'm going to have to change my phone number because someone got a hold of Paris's address book. (I was mad but couldn't stop watching the show.)
A few phone calls to my peeps confirmed this was true. Paris got hacked and now all us beautiful rich folk are going to get bugged by the masses that we spend millions to avoid. She's like totally ruined my life!...Gosh!
Stop calling me!