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England Swings and Misses

Being married to a Lancashire lass has been a very pleasant and rewarding adventure for me for the past 19 years, but sometimes there is tension. As I type this, England is playing 10 men and it's 8m23s into extra time with the score nil nil. I know England can win this game, but I'm not sure who's nervous energy is going to be more fully spent, the team's or my wife's....

So let me get this straight. All that pure energy, all that sacrifice, all that perseverance through dry heaves and debilitating muscle cramps was neutralized because one immature toughie on the team couldn't resist stepping on an opponent's nuts? So this is a little chronicle of vulgar art and my wife and I are turning attention back to our daughter's recreational "soccer" after summer vacation.

Posted at 01:05PM Jul 01, 2006 by microwaves in Art  |  Comments[0]

Nothing

On looking into an empty bottle in highschool English Composition

Posted at 12:07AM Jun 23, 2006 by microwaves in Art  |  Comments[0]