I have posted in this blog before about SMIDSY accidents — where a motorist causes an accident by failing to spot a motorcycle. Well yesterday it finally happened to me. I was in the car park of B&Q (the British version of Home Depot) when a car reversed out of a parking space and into the side of my bike. The impact, which happened when I was doing less that 10mph, knocked the bike over on its side and catapulted me off the bike completely. I lay there for a few seconds assessing the situation, wiggling my fingers and toes to make sure I was OK and then I thought "I'm going to teach this motorist a lesson". So I lay there motionless.
The motorist got out of his car and a few other people ran over, having seen or heard the crash, to check on how I was. I continued to lay motionless listening to the "oh, my god" and "is he OK" comments from the motorist and onlookers. After a suitable pause, probably less than 30 seconds if I'm honest, I got up. A small man when faced with a 6'3", 240lb biker in full leathers and crash helmet that makes him look even bigger, would be forgiven for going quite pale and forgetting how to speak. He spluttered an apology to me then obeyed instantly as I asked him to move his car off the top of my bike. Over the next few minutes I checked out the bike, which was completely damage free, and then (politely) gave the motorist a bit of a lecture on the need to pay attention to bicycles and motorcycles. We parted company with him still apologising and me unhurt, but with a smug satisfaction that at least one motorist on the road is gong to pay attention in future. Or at least for the next few days...
Merry Christmas everyone. Be sure to ride and drive safe!



