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20061229 Friday December 29, 2006

Xmas quiz the answer...

So the answer to this week's Xmas quiz question is a pencil.

Why ? Well in Doctor Who used a pencil in a mug to explain to Catherine Tate how she ended up being Kidnapped by the Tardis. At the end of the Vicar of Dibley Xmas show where a joke is usually told, the vicar asked her friend How do accountants recover from a bad bout of constipation?. The answer is they work it out with a pencil. Her friend had been playing with a pencil on the table while this joke was being told and had put it in her mouth. The vicar told her friend that the pencil was Harry's her fiancee's who happens to be a accountant. Her friend instantly put the pencil down in disgust. It was much funnier on TV than the way I have told it here.

Meanwhile a Happy New Year to everyone!

( Dec 29 2006, 12:00:03 AM PST ) Permalink


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