I wonder, sometimes, I really do. The BBC news site today carries a report that "many hospitals across England had to turn away women in labour last year because they were full". Of course they were full, you ninny... they had babies in their tummies.
In other news: the NHS has come under heavy criticism, after government figures show that its policy of contracting its courier services out to DHL has resulted in 25 million babies being delivered to the wrong mother.



Boo, hoo, I wanted Madonna and I got Heather Mills.
Posted by Richard Veryard on March 20, 2008 at 10:14 AM GMT+00:00 #