Exercising
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Whenever I repeatedly use muscles I haven't used in a while, I ache. No surprise there. What I don't understand is why it isn't the next day. It always seems to be the day after that for me. If there's somebody with a medical bent reading this, perhaps they can explain to me why. |
Take the most recent example where this has occured. Here's how to recreate it. Start with a large room. Fill it with long tables. Leave just enough room between the tables so that a large, very overweight person would completely block the gap if they just stood there. Invite a couple hundred more people to come and exercise with you. Make sure you all sweat a lot. No need for those namby-pamby exercise outfits. Keep your street clothes on including a thick coat or jacket. For the full effect, also wear a scarf.
Now slowly move down an aisle between two tables. Make sure you are holding something that weighs about the equivalent of at least 3-4 thick hardcover books. Every now and then, crouch down for about 15-20 seconds and look under the table, get back up and then move down one pace. Keep repeating this exercise until you get to the end of the aisle, turn around and come back the same way but facing the other table. Repeat the same set of exercises until you are back where you started from. Then repeat this all over again until you have been down the aisles between all of the tables.
To complete the simulation, make sure that some of the other people push and shove you, especially as you are crouched down.
Congratulations, you've just recreated Friday evening at the Los Altos library book sale. Don't forget to pay for the books on the way out.
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