A Little Tech Writer Humor in the Morning
From the archives....
CRYING WOLF: Hmm, Bellowing Elk's last smoke cloud looks a little strange...
BAYING DOG: You're right, Crying Wolf, what do you suppose he means by that?
CRYING WOLF: Hmm, it's a little bit bigger than the smoke clouds before it and after it....
BAYING DOG: You're right, Crying Wolf, do you suppose he intends to emphasize something?
CRYING WOLF: Hmm, isn't the convention for emphasis a darker cloud?
BAYING DOG: You're right, Crying Wolf. It is. So why is his cloud bigger?
CRYING WOLF: Hmm, perhaps he proposes to change the standard?
BAYING DOG: Or perhaps he really, really wants us to return his squaws.
CRYING WOLF: More than usual?
BAYING DOG: Mm-hmm.
CRYING WOLF: Hmm, you may be right, Baying Dog. Perhaps that's what he means.
BAYING DOG: It would be a shame. Bellowing Elk's squaws are so friendly.
CRYING WOLF: Hmmm, send him another message.
BAYING DOG: What should it say?
CRYING WOLF: How about "This page intentionally left blank."
BAYING DOG: Ooh, that's a good once, Crying Wolf. Good one."
