Transcript of the Republican Debates in Iowa (more or less)
"I will smote the Ayatollah!"
"No, *I* will smote the Ayatollah!"
"But I will do it in my first year in office."
"The only one annointed by The Lord to smote the Ayatollah is standing before you."
"Shut. Up. It's not about the Ayatollah, dumass."
"I was a prisoner in Hanoi. I am still a prisoner in Hanoi. Vote for me because I was a prisoner in Hanoi."
"You see the fillings in my teeth? They're gold. Not treasury bonds. Gold. If gold is good enough for my teeth, it's good enough for my currency."
"Porcelain would look better, actually."
"Oh, so now you want to base our currency on porcelain."
"Has anybody seen my hammock? I need to take a nap."
"You have the eyes, the stance, and the very spirit of an unrepentant sinner before the Lawd."
"That's because I ARE one, you freakazoid. Bite my fatted calf. Go ahead. Here, I'll roll up my pant leg. You like that? Grab a mouthful. I dare you, you shmuck. Come on, a juicy morsel just for you."
"Gentlemen."
"The Lawd has descended upon this gathering and He is DISPLEASED!"
"Lawd? You want some lawd? I'll give you some lawd --"
"Gentlemen!"
"I really need that nap."
"They put bamboo shoots right here. See the scars? Can the cameras get a closeup of the scars? Thank you. Can everybody see them?"
"No, *I* will smote the Ayatollah!"
"But I will do it in my first year in office."
"The only one annointed by The Lord to smote the Ayatollah is standing before you."
"Shut. Up. It's not about the Ayatollah, dumass."
"I was a prisoner in Hanoi. I am still a prisoner in Hanoi. Vote for me because I was a prisoner in Hanoi."
"You see the fillings in my teeth? They're gold. Not treasury bonds. Gold. If gold is good enough for my teeth, it's good enough for my currency."
"Porcelain would look better, actually."
"Oh, so now you want to base our currency on porcelain."
"Has anybody seen my hammock? I need to take a nap."
"You have the eyes, the stance, and the very spirit of an unrepentant sinner before the Lawd."
"That's because I ARE one, you freakazoid. Bite my fatted calf. Go ahead. Here, I'll roll up my pant leg. You like that? Grab a mouthful. I dare you, you shmuck. Come on, a juicy morsel just for you."
"Gentlemen."
"The Lawd has descended upon this gathering and He is DISPLEASED!"
"Lawd? You want some lawd? I'll give you some lawd --"
"Gentlemen!"
"I really need that nap."
"They put bamboo shoots right here. See the scars? Can the cameras get a closeup of the scars? Thank you. Can everybody see them?"
LOL. Even though Fairness Doctrine is dead, I'd love to see your cliffs notes on the Dems as well.
Posted by ThinGuy on December 13, 2007 at 11:19 AM EST #
ThinGuy,
That's not a bad idea. I need to listen to a few of their debates, first. All I've managed to catch live is the Republican debates.
Posted by Rick on December 21, 2007 at 09:00 AM EST #