Robs' Blog: incoherencies from an american ex-pat in exotic beijing,
  or: how i learned to stop worrying and love bureaucracy

I just saw this news article:

A tragic occurence to be sure.

But, my first thought was this was a joke lifted from a M*A*S*H episode... the one where Major Burns he'd commit suicide and then kill Hotlips O'Houlihan if she ever cheated on him.

For crying out loud, this is from the AP appearing on a Forbes website.